Anyway Julia Ann plays their mom but doesn’t do a scene and that leaves a Julia Ann sized hole in my heart 🥰💔❤️‍🩹

(Feed Me, 2023)
((Lulu Chu, non-binary royalty 🫡🩷))

Some porn flicks are hard to grade because on one hand you’re like “this is a fantastic showcase for them!” and “so much attention to plot!” but on the other hand you’re like “if it’s a semen demon that feeds on semen why wouldn’t the doctor who’s a priest cum inside or at least in the mouth?”

A Karen and her weak husband move into a high rise apartment and then ghosts start fucking all around them; this is an all time porn premise 🫡

Pacino and DeNiro together in Heat

TFW you’re watching Steamy Windows and Ashlyn Gere and Roxanne Blaze are in the same scene 🤩🤩

I want to be Bat Bitch when I grow up 🦇

Done Both bisexual shirt

Need this shirt 🩷💜💙

Nikki Sinn in business mode is all you need to know about this movie 🕵️‍♀️🤩🩷

Things Change #3, another classic held down by The Man (letterboxd)

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Love love love when a woman in a porno tells her husband “you’re the best GUY I’ve ever known; I’d never trade you for another GUY”

Anna Malle was such a star

One of the main reasons I’ve always wanted a tattoo on my breast

As an apology the first scene on the plane features Anna Malle and Colt Steele, they knew they had me in their grasp 🫡

Your love of porn is awesome

Thanks. To me it’s like cinema (but horny) and pro wrestling (but horny) and fashion (but horny) and it’s usually pretty queer (but horny). Plus it lets me think about the femme experiences I want.

Ticks all my boxes

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Haven’t done one of these in a while 💬

My favorite weather 🏝️

Ok I was joking but they just flashbacked to a photo shoot at a pool

I’m getting reverse Surf Draculaed

These days if you made a porno called Airotica you’d see those fools fucking on a plane every scene but in the 90s era the first scene gotta be a threesome in a limo and the second scene gotta be a foursome with airport employees before you finally see…nevermind there’s 53 minutes left 😪

…I could fix him 😍

Who’s up bein a slut? 🙋‍♀️

For real 🩷

I feel this 🫡

Man, Pornstar could have been one of the bests of all-time tho

The first hour or so is riveting, has one of the best g/g scenes I ever saw in the middle, and then it just gets kinda normal

So close

🌶️ Fave 1st Views of March
(Unranked)

Wonder Woman XXX (2015)
Elements of Desire (1994)
Pornstar (2003)
Dream Scape (1997)
Smoker (1983)
The Last Resort (1990)
Justice League XXX (2017)
Ice Woman 2 (1993)
Matriarch (2020)
D.O.L.L.S. (2024)

Never fails 🙌🫡🩷

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Rebecca Wild is here!

It might be bad storytelling when we cut to a character we’ve never met who’s blindfolded and about to get gang banged, but I’m not mad about it!

There’s a fake news report in this movie about how Bob Dole is about to win the presidency over Clinton because of his anti-porn stance

Meanwhile our lead is dealing with a saboteur who put crushed glass in the dildos her factory produces

I am now watching Corporate Justice (1996) and it’s like I time traveled

Seriously though, I just got a dvd of the first porno I rented for myself when I was working in a video store

This feels like a historical artifact

(No, lb doesn’t have it 😭)

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TFW I get a porn dvd in the mail