Why is my Fing $$$ going to Michael Flynn? The grift and corruption is absolutely mind blowing….

Obama: Iran here is the $1.7b we froze that is rightfully yours

Trump & Maga: Obama just paid Iran a billion he is the worst and supports Iran

Also Trump and maga: we are gonna give you $20b for the uranium we blew up and to open the straight that is only closed cause we bombed you

Well…uber eats it is…such a shameless ridiculously staged bs event

So …lemme get this straight (no pun) …we are blockading a strate that was open, but now shut down…by the country that we are now for some reason at war with…but lifted sanctions on because of said strate….and also the pope is weak in crime…ffs boys we are cooked

Lil late Marge…lil late

The pope is weak on crime….ffs what the fuk this country

If Trump and Vance wouldn’t mind routing for everyone but the white sox….it would be appreciated….asking for 8 million friends

Trump: this ufc thing is awesome

Vance: yeah we fucked up…

Every American: what the actual fuck

Can’t get ya a living wage, healthcare, lower prices but can I interest you in a ballroom, a war in the Middle East and a giant arc thing!

So America is the Cleveland Browns ….#accurate

No lies detected….

Pro life party: abortions are bad

Also the pro life party: a civilization will die tonight

Literally nobody is giving you credit for that…it is the same regime just now they are younger and angrier

Girl same!

Trump: irans air defense is decimated
Hegseth: irans ability to engage our warfighter air assets is destroyed

Iran: ha hold my beer….

I’m not watching the shite show….has he blamed Obama yet?

The irony of djt addressing the nation on April fools day is not lost on me!

That for sure is gonna bring prices down…not as much as his golf trips but still…

All of us: bruh…how about some cheaper healthcare, gas, affordable housing or a living wage?

Republicans: all I have for you is another war in the Middle East…

So lemme get this correct….the goal of the war is to open the strait of Hormuz…which is closed because of the war we started

This is the Fing dumbest war ever…

How many protested outside the United States against Biden? Obama? Fing bush? Yet the entire world protested Trump yesterday….

When asked how may times I can get drunk and crash a car and get away with it…it’s zero…0…but ya know #tigerwoods amirite

#truth
But he got that $$$ and clout so he will be ok!

Tell me again about the Somalians in Minnesota?

When your commander in chief sends your men and women to war but wouldn’t go himself nor would his kids, and would have an issue standing next to “a black woman officer” so we block general promotions….kindly go F yourself and wtf has happened to this country…ffs

Such an unserious administration and person ffs what has happened to us

We don’t need an emergency funding anything sign one of the 8 bills that where put in front of your congress over the past month

Start the head exploding ketchup tantrum in 3…2…1…

Ffs we are all so stupid