wait it’s been like 10 years since i’ve drank orange juice

put that thing away lest some sloppy critter grabs it

[guy who’s trying to fuck] umm so i actually don’t have any pizza

real as fuck

#neutered

2 am

i cried when i replaced my tv

Spiders coming thru the ceiling and
its OKAY

just like wire mommy used to make

getting shaved and looking pretty and dressing cute like omg i’m so excited to have nothing with nobody tonight ❤️

sometimes i hop on mkw just to remember why i dropped it

the thing about slim chickens is that just beneath the exterior of a pleasant chicken place with all the sauces you could want, is the greasiest, most disgusting food that all came out of the same fryer that hasn’t been cleaned in years

i don’t have anywhere to share my stuff so happy easter perverts

did the sacrifice work

official fur sona reveal

i don’t have anywhere to share my stuff so happy easter perverts

is your name daisy? because you’d look sweet upon my seat

RETWEET‼️

A brown bunny lies asleep on its side on a wooden floor.

in the last charlie brown movie they hit the yellow bird really hard. i don’t know if he’s going to recover. they didn’t address it either, he was lying there the whole time. i’m gonna be sick

how is it even real

line cook: can you get started on that focaccia

me (heard ‘foe caught ya’): [bites down on cyanide capsule]

people going “omg this is so me”. do they know

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream (NSW) free early if you break into Nintendo's HQ. But watch out

i sought out that post specifically to yell ridge racer

put that fucker on ridge racer

we all have that one mutual that makes bluesky unsafe to scroll in public 🔥🔥🔥🔥

if i was in pompeii there woulda been a rock guy suckin dick

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