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Posts by Turtle the Wizard

Trump, having divine visions, a demon touches his shoulders, whispers "invade Iran and then Cuba"

Trump, having divine visions, a demon touches his shoulders, whispers "invade Iran and then Cuba"

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No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist

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Control of language is underappreciated. We also need to stop saying "antifa" ironically as if it is an actual organization. It gives the right the ability to take it out of context and say that the idea of being anti fascist is a fringe group.

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Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?

6 months ago 0 0 0 0

Or worse... they call the police for a "wellness check" which, in current day America, could end my life anyway... Being SWATed in response to a cry for help seems like a bit much

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“I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment..." -also that guy

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If you see this, quote with a gif you can hear.

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Live updates: A shooting at a Minneapolis Catholic school kills 2 children, injures 17 people Minnesota Catholic school shooter Robin Westman killed two children and injured 17 other people on Wednesday before killing himself, officials said.

THE CHILDREN WERE ACTIVELY PRAYING WHEN THE GUY WITH A GUN WALKED INTO THEIR SCHOOL!!! THEY WERE AT. MASS. So... can we do away with this "thoughts and prayers" HORSESHIT!? GUN. CONTROL. NOW. I'm beyond sick of all of this.

apnews.com/live/minneap...

7 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Hulk Hogan didn't get me into wrestling.

Mankind did.

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So far, my favorite part of WWE Evolution is the gaggle of gays in the crowd along the entrance ramp near the ring. Wrestling is for the queers! 🏳️‍🌈

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Much of BDSM is built on a festering foundation of toxic masculinity and assumptions of ridid patriarchal gender roles. But people aren't ready to talk about that...

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Its giving me slight April O'Neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when she mutated into a cat vibes and I love it

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After extensive research I have determined that I am the only monogamous person on the far left...

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The. Cruelty. Is. The. Point.

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A mere suggestion...

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Wu Tang is for the children, after all!

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

So... the main event of Money in the Bank is a pointless tag team match involving a YouTuber... not the Money in the Bank ladder match... I wanna be a both-companies-are-good wrestling fan, but BOY is WWE making that difficult for me...

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Yes, please

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Where can a millennial mutant like myself look to date that isn't: an app, a place with alcohol, or a place that costs money to be there? Or... is my charming AuDHD ass just gonna cruise this sewer alone forever?

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His summertime memories... will never fade UH-way

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Electric Callboy - WE GOT THE MOVES (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Electric Callboy - WE GOT THE MOVES (OFFICIAL VIDEO) YouTube video by Electric Callboy

@clirkus.bsky.social youtu.be/D1NdGBldg3w?...

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ALSO! He dances 😁

10 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Overwhelmed with feelings of abject loneliness today...

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For the record, this is NOT intended as a "male loneliness epidemic" post. Nor am I shaming SW trying to get paid. Nor is it a problem if a person is: poly, ENM, hooks up often, sti positive, etc.
But, fuck... its hard for a hopeless romantic. Always has been...

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IF I match on a dating site, that person responds in one of 3 ways:
1. No response at all. Dead line. Pre-ghosted.
2. Talks for a while before offering to sell me content/calling me a "pay pig."
3. It's great until they reveal some huge news that DEFINITELY should have been in their profile bio.

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"Oh. The sky must be lascerated..."

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Is it just me or is Renee Paquette dressed like a sexy substitute teacher in that horse vest? #aew #collision

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Why did bluesky flag this as adult media? Lol

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Share a purple character

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