speak softly and carry a big stick of butter

Barnaby and Morse are about to be confused by the concept of stairs. These cats have never known a step-able environment.

Leaving the beard as is or thinking of another trim?

Dream vending machine in any food court.

Expensive (for them)!

Client Lead: This is terrible, unacceptable, totally illogical, who was the idiot who came up with this idea?

Me: *Takes Breath* *Pulls up Emails* Well, you did.

Client team then spends an hour arguing with themselves while I get paid to just sit and watch.

Any other favorites you've picked recently?

I am suddenly googling if I can install decorative wood beams. It is SO OVER.

Like having blinds that operate on timers seems like SUCH a waste but simultaneously one of those unnecessary conveniences I can splurge on for additional grandness.

I'm developing an unhealthy habit of scrolling through the different styles and swatches for custom window blinds.

Tyranthesaurus - Twitch Economist and part-time game enthusiast. I'm just in it for the good vibes.

Going live now with our last day in Sea of Stars! We've beaten the game, but TO BE CONTINUED? Let's see if we can unlock the True Ending. Join me for the finale of our Sea of Stars run!

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Insanely underrated.

This content will be DEVOURED immediately. Safe to eat?

Extremely accurate

There's every likelihood of a Kakfa'esque ending because the govt is prepping to fight line-by-line on every bit of paperwork. Your small business missed one thing on one form? Sorry, you don't get your illegally taken money back!

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I'm sorry Robert but your company underpays women, there's no legally defensible model that shows otherwise. Pay up! Stop trying to juice it.

This has gone on for 4 months.

I'm here to tell you Vampires exist IRL and they are clients who refuse to accept the results of a project so each night they send you a new email with proposed tweaks.

The audio can always be tweaked. I love the idea! Good job!

Tyranthesaurus - Twitch Economist and part-time game enthusiast. I'm just in it for the good vibes.

Going live now with more Sea of Stars! Boss time? Is it boss time? I think it's time we take on the final boss. Maybe we see the True Ending? Come join me for the conclusion (?) of our Sea of Stars run!

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The environment is telling you to not recycle.

These look rad, and I would definitely wear these while skipping down a life-sized Candyland board.

Critical question: will they pay you money for two shifts?

Tyranthesaurus - Twitch Economist and part-time game enthusiast. I'm just in it for the good vibes.

Going live now with more Sea of Stars! We're out in the world winning mini-games, collecting conches, and finding even more ways to filibuster and avoid the ending. Come join me as we relax right through the end!

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I just started purging my closets in ancitipation of moving, and christ alive I have a huge pile categorized as "Shirts meant for a neck size last seen in 2012".

Down but not out in Portland and New London (the less well known book).

Riley says Happy Easter for those who follow. Y'all a bunch of good eggs 🥚

People need to stop handing me desserts. Yes I am sweet but not two dozen Kroger sugar cookies sweet.

Ok, chirpy fuckers, I hear you, it's morning, chill.

This is why I still advocate for learning while everyone is intoxicated, because suddenly it's a pick and choose adventure as to how you play.