I know Tupac said, “Die slow” but right now I’m all about that, “Die faster you fat fuck” type of life.

Does dementia make you rape children too?

I can’t yabba dabba do this anymore, guys.

If you’re talking about the Hormuz Straight and not even bothering to mention the Hormuz Gay then we are NOT the same

What is this fucking world? Are we actually in hell? Why am I alive to see this? Why did I have children? Where have all the cowboys gone?

Fuck. He’s still alive. Whelp, maybe tomorrow.

When Iranian news is more honest than American news, if a bit repetitive.

At this point I don’t even blame AI for wanting to kill us

Bought the hat and gloves couple days ago

Well, this aged exactly how I was afraid it would

Good deal tbh

This is when you realize you’ve been working odd jobs at night

Supposed to be 3 hours long as well. I wonder how many times he shits his diaper in that amount of time.

“Lift up while you climb” is how I first heard this

Feeling a little peckish myself

I’m feeling hungry if y’all are

For those keeping score at home:

Can we skip to this fat fuckers gaudy ass funeral already? Fuck.

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Hope this email finds you well? Nah fuck that. I hope this email kills us both.

The CEO of Bluesky is a cunt

Fucking die already you fat fuck

These are people that literally NEVER post anything. Not kids. Not anniversaries. Nothing. All of a sudden asking me to show decorum. Um, how about, Fuck No?

The amount of people in my circle that jumped to defend Charlie Kirk is wild. It’s like a purge 2.0. It also tells me how secretly you guarded your CK love. Now why would someone hide that?

The longer this bloated child rapist stays in power the more likely I am to do a Luigi.

I wish this fat fuck would just die already

He’s just mad he can’t visit Epstein island any more. Fuckin pedo.

My manager is wearing the same shirt as yesterday. I don’t think he’s been home. Is he spiraling too? Could he actually be (gulp) human?
Nah. No. Of course not.