Migrant community marches in favour of making themselves leave Australia – The Chaser A group of white people from immigrant backgrounds have demanded that people like them should "go back to where they came from"

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I saw Black Sabbath in 1974. I recall the Ozzie looked as though he was a marionette being electrocuted. I was unimpressed.

TBF, it was during my 'chemical enhancement' period.

FMD

It's SCOMO. IDK. IDC. IDGAF

It can only be a matter of time before #KarolineLeavitt swivels her head 180 degrees and growls 'your mother sucks cocks in hell' at a journalist

Never gets old

There are unconfirmed reports that Benjamin Netanyahu has offered Donald Trump the Ark of the Covenant as a 'thank you' for America's attack on Iran.

In accepting the offer, Donald said that the Ark is 'just the sort of bigley boat we need to patrol the Gulf of America'.

It's worth noting that practically ALL the attacks on the Jewish people dating back to the Romans, the pogroms, the crusades (yes!) and the holocaust were carried out by Europeans. NOT Arabs.

Timmeeee!

The LNP clearly need to move to the right if they are to avoid extinction.

I mean I'm OK with their extinction, and I'm starting to enjoy Sky News night time programming and I'm starting to understand that PeaDut deep down is a good (if misunderstood) man...

Independents who are supported by Climate groups are identified by a 'C'

In fairness, conservatives who are supported by Fossil fuel interests should be identified by an 'F'

Angus is so desperate for every vote he had to wheedle Jacinta over to the Liberal party in return for some sort of shadow ministry

A confederacy of dunces - 8.9 out of 10 on the Babet scale

Peter Dinklage's Toxic Avenger Movie Is Apparently Too Extreme For An MPA Rating, And The Content Warnings Are Hilariously On Point The Toxic Avenger remake looks to be everything fans will want, and then some.

www.cinemablend.com/movies/peter...

The littlest Lannister goes toxic! I am breathless with anticipation. OK; it's not for everyone, but it works for meeeee!

I don't really understand why a Pope is 'elected'. You'd think that there'd be a lightning bolt (a low charge one obvs) or somesuch.

And what happens to those who voted the wrong way? Do they lose their cardinalship because they didn't understand what God wanted?

This is joyous to watch … | By Craig | Facebook This is joyous to watch …

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Reinhard Heydrich doppelganger

Note to self: might avoid the Liberal election day bbq stall

One more big sleep. Should there be an obvious LNP shellacking, we will invite wantoks in to watch Sky News

Disability carer who killed Ann Marie Smith sentenced to six years' jail Ann Marie Smith died in April 2020 from multiple organ failure after an untreated bed sore became infected, with her carer being jailed over her manslaughter.

What replacing the Public Service with Private Sector contractors means for the vulnerable

www.abc.net.au/news/2022-03...

I could be happy there!

Yet still I am in fear

Two big sleeps to go. If Labor are winning, it'll be Sky News for meeee!

If the forces of darkness look to be in ascendancy, I don't know what I'll do

The right of the people to have the ability to shoot people that they don't like - or Truculent children, shall not be infringed.

Coincidence?

In small nuclear reactors?

Not a big fan of Speersy. But he asked some useful questions, glibly evaded by both.

Are millionaire landlords really the best people to decide on the best ways help the homeless?

My mother was a devoted Christian. Me? Not so much. Were I to be blighted by a belief set, it'd be more Cthulhu than Christ

But Christianity would be a worthy aspiration for the Christians of the US.

These days, 'self medication' is double espressos. OK. I'm still drinking for effect, but its a healthy(ish) option.

We, me'n the child-bride, are OK financially and have been able to help both our daughters with deposits on their homes.
I like to think that were we wallowing in a $31m property portfolio we'd have purchased their homes outright for them.