As the saying goes: Vodka before wine, you’re in for a good time; wine before vodka, you’re having wine and then vodka.

Last week one of the cats got sprayed by a skunk. Tonight the dog got sprayed by presumably the same skunk. Hopefully the other 12 animals take heed because this is so stinky.

I love how I have a near-identical photo of you just in different clothes

Airheads candy is just plastic that you eat.

I was in a meeting today, indoors, and the person next to me discreetly took several pulls off of a vapourizer concealed in his hand. Yet when I take a sip from my flask it's suddenly an "HR issue"? OK.

Fun weekend.

My drivers license is expiring in 3 weeks and I needed to get a RealID so I went to the DMV in SLO and was in and out of there in 20 minutes.

I haven’t finished it yet :( I have my hours and XCs, etc, but I need to take the written and then I can checkride. My CFI moved away and I have been lazy (and busy) and haven’t scheduled with a new one yet.

Bluesky just sent me an invite code apparently from the waiting list? Dear reader, I’m already here.

I can’t speak for the wines, but the AmEx Centurion lounges actually use name brand liquor. I may or may not purposefully select long layovers just to go…

I’m thinking about Allison Janney in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which makes me think about Brittany Murphy in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which makes me think about Kirsten Dunst in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which makes me think about Kirstie Alley in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which makes me think about Denise Richards in Dro

I know every phone number.

My shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Chugging iced coffee before I get on my commute bus. This is playing with fire!

Every time I go to the Home Depot website this skellington man welcomes me back and when I tap on him I get an error page.

my husband and I for the past two days when it's 108°f and we have no AC

I got an AirTag collar for my cat and it’s accidentally trans colors. Olive says trans rights!! 🏳️‍⚧️

I guess trying to find everyone who I followed on Twitter and then re-followed on Mastodon on another bird-adjacent site is just going to become one of those things, you know?