Is it Bartleby

failing CBS news A russian circus performance took a frightening turn when part of the ring collapsed, sending a tiger into the crowd

Tired: Leopards eating faces
Wired:

I still let em show me men, which is clearly a mistake 🤪

SOMEBODY PITCH ME THIS ARTICLE IMMEDIATELY

i gotta say i do think we have gotten melania body doubles lmao

I have reported similar ink on at least one dating app

I like when an actor who usually plays Weird Little Freaks gets to play a *different* kind of Weird Little Freak than the type of Weird Little Freak they usually play

Figured my book nerds would like this 📖🐋🚀🫏

Three of our faves are included... (fucking Cervantes...)

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

"Those 8 children in Shreveport aren't a natural disaster.They're the consequence of choices—legal, political, cultural—that can be made differently. The only reason it feels otherwise is that we keep pretending the alternative is impossible. It isn’t. We just haven’t been willing to want it enough"

here I am, filling out forms like a schmuck

What we lost when we lost Self magazine The almost 50-year-old publication was a lifeline for chronically ill readers.

After Condé Nast's decision to close SELF, I spoke to chronically ill women about what the women's health site meant to them.

"We have to acknowledge chronic illness as a politically, culturally, and socially marginalized category"

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Consider the Lobster Roll I scarcely remembered how to go through the motions

A collection of my pieces about the Boston Marathon bombing over the years. From sheltering in place during the manhunt in Watertown, to the botched FBI investigation, to the widespread surveillance fallout to eating lobster rolls at Fenway. www.welcometohellworld.com/consider-the...

Screenshot of a headline and title image. "China completes 11km underwater tunnel beneath Yangtze river, bullet trains to run at 350 kmph speed from the Indian Express.

Getting trainmogged by China again

"Most time-traveling cyborg assassins are really pedagogical problems. Have you thought about using Perusall?"

I thought my calculator was an unthinking machine but it's become aware of the existence of boobs. We are not prepared for what's coming.

Pa. court recognizes ‘reproductive autonomy’ as a right, strikes down ban on public funding for abortion

In a 4-3 ruling, the Commonwealth Court found that abortion access is a fundamental right guaranteed by the Pennsylvania Constitution.

Melville: listen
Melville: if there's one thing that i know in this world with 100% certainty
Melville: a truth i know as sure as day follows night
Melville: not an iota of doubt in my heart
Melville: it's that whales are fish

that he and Shel Silverstein were buddies makes me really happy

"we don't have to win to fuck 'em up" = this is the way

a photo of pinwheel-eyed fbi director kash patel

kash patel always looks like he just found out kash patel is head of the fbi

"I regret to have to inform you that I cannot review work that is partially processed by a product that in my opinion fails to meet standards of scientific integrity that I need to comply with.."

Big abortion win in PA today - the ban on Medicaid funding is unconstitutional!

AND there's a fundamental right to abortion!

We won!

(Though this Commonwealth Court opinion can be appealed - we'll see what our AG does.)

Every time a man kills his family I am reminded how little this country cares about children. Not here, and certainly not overseas, where we're bombing schools or supporting other regimes that also bomb schools and traumatize while generations en masse

womp womp

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Exhausting to live in a world where facts don’t matter