God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth

How come my kids and I got the "takes 2-3 days to recover from every social event" neurodivergence but all the other neurodivergent families i know got the "can't stop moving, social all the time, never at home" neurodivergence???

I'm EXHAUSTED.

So sorry

There too? Shit

sudden she went to a room and the music was way quieter and tolerable. She didn't even have to ask anyone.

I HATE BULLSHIT like this. You can, but you don't want to. I was there 30 minutes tops. But let's just screw over the disabled

And now I know for my next kid's visit in 2 weeks. 🔕

I was waiting for my son at the dentist. Asked for the music to be turned down because it was LOUD and annoying for 9am. "It's a system so I can't."

Tried ear plugs. Still couldn't handle the sensory overload. Asked for a room to wait in without music or I'd go to my 40 F degree cold car. All of a

There are a lot of criticisms you can make of every Pope but "doesn't know whats in the Bible" is one that only the biggest idiot to ever live would try for

Them: 🫣🙃 too bad, so sad 🤪

Starting a new medical program is a trip.

Then: "This program is only 1 year and then we kick you back to your primary. Please complete this list of stuff asap."

Me: all those places have 6 month waiting lists minimum. You'll be kicking me back before I'm back even finished with your list"

*big sigh* even among the zebras I'm a unicorn.

“i hope you meet jd vance” is about to become an actionable threat

We all got new phones Dec 2024. Today I finally switched all my stuff over to it. So 17 months later??

Now THAT'S executive dysfunction.

It took 12 hours to backup, install, update, log back into everything, and get it the way I want it.

🤣🤣🤣

FIRST time."

🤪😵‍💫🙃🫡

Dr "we don't need perfection, just a good effort. Don't stress out over it"

Me "omg THANK YOU. I've been curating and fighting the perfectionism that comes with my autism for 40+ years but now see the error of my ways and will flip the perfection switch off. You SAVED me doctor I'm meeting for the

The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one, but still, they come.

Eww he said consummated

3 Clangers on the moon, one shouting "There's no oil here. Feck off!

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Happy Hanniversary 🫀

#Hannibal

My weight management person is going to get an earful this week.

hungry or just bored; and I am NOT supposed to do body scans per my therapist because it's like noticing a fire and then it goes nuclear) that I'm back to drinking milk because it's the only thing that makes me feel better and it makes me gain weight which is why I don't drink it.

Continuing saga...

It's been almost 2 weeks and the food tracking app is making me so stressed (ocd and perfectionism along with executive dysfunction) that I'm just in constant belly pain (chronic pain mixed with constant body scans - am I thirsty, can I wait, do I need this food, am I really

cookie monster from sesame street says coookie Alt: cookie monster from sesame street says "coookie??" And his eyes are spinning.

My son made cookies because he's bored.

I get free cookies!

I LOVE profressors/teachers who want to hear questions or concerns about the course material, especially when you find errors. This is the entire point of education! To learn and correct mistakes.

A sticker from ohmygollyembroidery on Etsy that says Trans Lives Are More Important Than Harry Potter.

Unfortunately we have a final project with a partner. Ugg. I think I'm the oldest in there by 10 years at least! It's a basic Microsoft office class (required for my program) but is it better to be paired with an oldie like me who grew up with Office, or a youngin who uses it more often??

a little girl is standing in front of a shelf with the word guilty . Alt: a little girl is standing in front of a shelf with the word "guilty."

New class started Monday. It's Tuesday and I'm finished with all my assignments for the week. 4-100s!

Prof asked if there were any perfectionists in the class. Who me?!?!

Switched from claritin to zyrtec recently to shake it up. Standard 10mg dose.

Pepcid 20mg

Doctor gave me the OK to take extra during bad times (I get allergy migraines) but it's not for every day.

I've been on an H1 and H2 for over a year. They help but not enough. I also do allergy shots so exposure is constant.