if our pets had smartphones do you think their camera rolls would be full of photos of us

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

Beloved actor Tim Curry

Tim Curry is 80 today, say something nice about Tim Curry

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

What do you think Jar Jar Binks is doing right now?

Helter Skelter?

Good riddance.

the white cat Seven laying on one side looking so sweet and wonderful and stupid

you still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? the perfect organism

A person who genuinely believed that a population collapse threatened their country's existence would favor dramatically increased immigration to offset declining birth rates. That the Millers favor the opposite is because of racism: a whiter America is more important than a thriving one.

kate bush

Just wait till The Bleak shows up.

No, no! We need all of them gone (or most of them).

Trump became an I Ain’t Reading All That poster a long time ago, and it’s only gotten worse. Impeach him for his gigantic overwrought diary entries alone!

[pulled over] i’ll let you off with a warning this time

ME: thank you your holiness

*to the tune of sweet caroline*
Pope's weak on crime
Ba ba baaaaa

The Champagne and Bullets version is up at Tubi. I've been meaning to rewatch it. Maybe today! (Am currently watching José Ramón Larraz's Vampyres.)

Love that one. Great film. Do the shimmy slide.

Not coke + Pretty Woman?

Me: I actually hate my neighbor

AI Jesus: You're so right! I never thought about it that way. They're the worst

Me when I want the audience to experience a scary mummy

Murmur, the band’s debut studio album, was released 43 years ago on April 12, 1983. Produced by Mitch Easter & Don Dixon, Murmur remains, according to music journalist Tim Peacock, “one of the most compelling and otherworldly debut albums in rock history.” Share your Murmur memories in the comments.

Lolll

Maybe you're supposed to match the shape? But it's poorly worded.

"The couches here are incredible."

wait why are they climbing back into the capsule
come back

Me, too. Was watching with my heart in my throat.

Preach