Don't you threaten me with a good time

That's where I got my Bachelor's

She had to beat the line at the tsa checkpoint

Fuck DST that is all.

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

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Dope as hell

As a former chef, yes absolutely.

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Just put your laundry under your bed. If you can't see it it doesn't need to be put away.

Looks amazing!

Ive been called worse things. Lol

Those are all delicious choices. If I was close enough to bring you soup, I would.

What would be your ideal soup?

If you happen to be looking for bad redactions in a large set of data files today for some reason, there's an open source tool for that.

WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.

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This is the human embodiment of FAFO. Jake Paul with the best "dear God what have I gotten myself into" look on his face as he is about to be pummeled by Anthony Joshua.

This will always bring a smile to my face.

Disposable skeet

Dread is an amazing game. I loved the challenge of it. And the fact it brought back the side scroll metroid. I can't wait for another one

Facebook took this down as “hateful conduct” the internet is so fucking cooked

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Mom: Text with Jesus they are talking about it on Today (show) Only premium users can talk to satan. Me: I'll just continue talking to Satan the old fashioned way. By sacrificing a goat and summoning hellfire.

A conversation with my mom this morning

Get me out of here

I would wish testicular cancer on Chuck Schumer, but we all know he has no balls

You should resign. You are an ineffectual relic of politics past.

She don't look like a couch.

Screenshot from study linked in our first reply.

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It's not just an interocitor, it's a way of life.

I am Antifa

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