Not draining canned vegetables and beans before cooking them feels unhinged to me.

Ok I already need to go on another trip because I need to constantly escaaappppee....

Lolol I do trust you so I will keep your endorsement in mind

I still haven't seen Dune 2. For some reason I super don't care. But I will watch it.

I never don't wish orzo was just... rice.

HEY MAGA!

How the fuck exactly will trump invading Panama and Greenland, threatening Canada, and changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America make eggs and gas cheaper?

Just curious.

Did this mofo say CANADA should be a US state?

Moana 2 was more enjoyable than I assumed it would be

This might be a sound argument if droves of people were compelled to swallow the toothpaste in their mouths instead of spitting it out....

I've been seeing the phrase "own her an apology"... and it makes me want to die.

Uhhhhhhhhh lololol 😅

I'm going to start saying "European-American" only and always now. I've threatened it before, but Trump was voted in again... so now I'm choosing rhetorical violence.

This is gonna go one of two ways with absolutely no middle ground.

Trying to figure out if I'm still sore from falling down the stairs or if I'm experiencing yesterday's workout soreness is very 37 of me.

If we're at a point where aliens WANT us to see them.... that's not great.

I'm on S3e4 of Beastars and I SUPER HOPE THEY HAVE AN UNDERWATER EPISODE. Like in Bojack Horseman!

I got two lightsticks. LET'S GOOOO

I like how a cats' default feeling toward unknown others is "Fuck you."

And the fewest there can be... is just me. And that's always been the best case scenario 😂

I'm not a "the more the merrier" type of person... so I was like... what is the opposite of that and am I that kind of person? The opposite is "the fewer the merrier"... and yes I am.

What does one "do" on bluesky? Not tweet, but _______

Someone who has never mopped a day in their life made this.

It's the last day working for the conductor on this train (who's retiring). I think he's not checking tickets. What a hero.

Entertained. I'm challenged enough irl

a woman in a green shirt says " get out there " ALT: a woman in a green shirt says " get out there "

Like... isn't it their turn? Where's that hose water drinking, latchkey kid, "Do you know where your children are", everyone is afraid to mess with us spirit? 😭

Still waiting for Gen X to take over the world or snatch the reigns away from the boomers or.... something.

Lol the words "wealthy" and "billionaire" are degrading? S all the way TFU. When are we eating the rich? I'm hungry.

Imagine not knowing what you want after standing in line for 30 minutes 🙃