Okay, while I was prepping dinner, thinking about *waves hands* all the things, I made a connection in my head. From the start with Trump, I kept saying "Business will let him run wild for the tax cuts, but they'll put him on a leash if he starts to fuck up the economy. Except...they haven't. c/

Go Global d4!

How did the war profiteering inside traders make out this morning?

Sir, you hit a “Triple War Score!” I have tears in my eyes!

Linux, right?

I pity the fool who checks my math on this one.

I played every episode of The Pitt this season on my TV, and I estimate that I was able to look directly at the screen for around 60% of it, watched another 15% through my fingers, and just listened to the remainder.

Good show.

Somewhere there’s a “Trumpen Proletariat” joke to be made, but I confess that I am not qualified to make the joke.

The prototype set for Taskmaster house.

I wonder if it’s possible to hold my breath between instances of seeing someone argue with a joke on this site.

The first thing we have to do, after we get rid of these corrupt people, is to take back our money that they stole.

This is still cracking me up days later.

“‘For the professional liars, losers and grifters? No, we don't want you!’ she exclaimed. ‘And just because you've come to where we have been for ten years, doesn't mean you get to use us to launder your reputations — not happening on my watch.’”

Ten! Whole! Years!

Podcastable? @proleftpodcast.bsky.social

Approximately 20 millitrusses, or nearly a hundred millimooches.

He sure hasn’t displayed what the “textualist” in me would call “good behavior.”

I think this post from yesterday is close to the mark. It’s “grimace from mcdonalds sliced penis meat.”

We discovered you could hit golf balls at aluminum siding and it would leave behind a perfect dimpled impression.

Dogs, but make it art. 14/10

Donga wonga.

All you fascists are going to lose.

That is exactly what I thought. Thank you for the sanity check.

“…lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals…”

Does ACAB include the horses or just the riders?

Trump is weird rich coastal elite who is at least as out of touch with real people as Mitt Romney was but gets covered like a man of the people because he’s racist and stupid.

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Special Mazurka Operation

I just hope nobody teaches Judge Leon about emojis.

Or rather,

I 👏 just 👏 hope 👏 nobody 👏 teaches 👏 Judge 👏 Leon 👏 about 👏 emojis.