"therefore" fuck yeah mr worldwide that's exactly how it works, dalé

Nah man this movie is gonna kick ass. It captures the original (it looks like a trainwreck).

It's gonna be so fucking awful, it'll be an instant classic. I wonder which character will deliver the "holy shit you were way too good for this role" role. Every trainwreck has one.

They have been writing about this tactic and long term strategy for the past fifteen years, openly, anyone can read it. It's been ongoing for decades longer. The Palantir manifesto is just a byproduct of it: nothing new to learn there, just neatly packaged. 4/4

Verizon sees what Nvidia and LLM providers are doing and understands it's a hostile takeover of the tech world, and they don't want to be left out.

Until the normal middle of the road voter views the stock market as pure evil to be incinerated, we are gonna keep being fucked. /3

Verizon seeks to get the phone market to switch over to that model as well. They don't want to sell phones to individuals, they want to sell phones to corporations which then spy on their employees, the users /2

Not to reply guy you brother but Verizon is getting into the corporate shell game.

Part of the tech bro MO is replacing technical ownership with business entities. They don't want you to own RAM (”compute”) they want your employer to lease it from them. /1

okay it slaps too

Nah. We already have mass surveillance on steroids. We've had it for decades. Your identification is tied to your phone and ISP already. The various Western governments can get all that without a warrant today. We have the stories.

It's about chilling speech creating barriers of entry for corps.

mfers out here asking for protein in waffles when they could be eating sausage cake

You could argue he started his rap career on that show.

I believe he can. I just also believe he truly, and reasonably, despises his fans.

That's a whole kind of white guy rite of passage during the late teens and early twenties now. They all use the same mental health arguments and pretend they're better than you for giving him the benefit of the doubt.

The only things I can think of the oven is good for anymore is casserole and baking anything with flour that actually wants that extra time to do it's chemistry stuff.

I even use mine to dehydrate peppers and onions and such to make powders and rubs. You can set em at 150° and leave it on all day.

"that cop told me .." translates to "I asked that cop and .."

By the time my oven was preheated for literally anything my air fryer would be burning my food. This person has a useless air fryer. First one I got was too.

How many 90s sitcoms had mail order bride episodes?

hahaha human trafficking is so funny, they're such man babies hahaha

so it's ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨

it's also the last ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ before we spend a weekend giving a couple thousand dollars worth of product away

so it's a ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ where actually making money to pay bills would be really good

hey I have that same shirt

Why do I get the feeling that this book club she "was in yesterday" is more like a little Hollywood cult she runs for herself?

guy has a face like a master fart sommelier

You've rediscovered the value of celebrity spokespeople, yes. It's the same thing as always. This is no different than Capital One and Sam Jackson.

"Caitlyn Jenner said in a recent interview with Tomi Lahren"

christ what year is it again?

Oh my God I am in awe of how bad this looks. Gonna see it in theaters like five times.

used to work at a resort outside yosemite and one game we played with tourists and campers was insisting the proper pronunciation of yosemite was actually like vegemite, "that's how locals know it"

Always check the horn before buying the car, you don't want to get caught trying to angry honk with a cute little tweeter.

"buy yourself something nice, like 11 or 12 gallons of diesel or thirty minutes of dialysis"

gonna need fancier duds then

these things are crack and clearly not portioned for Americans. they need to have at least 3x as many of those things per package.

the caramel ones are bomb, but don't put them in the fridge. do put the chocolate ones in the fridge though.