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I woulda put the critical footage in my new movie and not made myself look like a stupid money grubbing piece of shit. But I guess that's why I don't work for Disney!

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

This bullshit is why airlines over book flights. If you're grown up enough to buy a ticket you're grown up enough to read a fucking clock.

They carry a lot of rage and hurt. I hear a reoccurring theme of a battle against The Man. The Man has many names in their songs. The Wo-Man and The Man-orities are the most or prevalent.

I walk into a rough classroom of rural whites. They pay no attention until I turn my chair around backward and sit down. I reveal my mandolin and begin playing. “Go ahead,” I say “bluegrass your troubles at me.” It’s working. I am reaching them.

Talking of walking under a masssive sauropod. This Paragotitan is at Peterborough Cathederal in the Uk.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

A red tailed hawk starting to take flight off a telephone pole with high voltage signage

Caught a red tailed hawk album cover today. 🪶

how is this literally happening in real life

Apart from not working electorally, it elides systemic Democratic failures. The reason they get away with it is because Democrats have failed to do anything about this for decades.

We carry a responsibility to prove that government is worthy of the people it serves.

A week ago, we marked our first 100 days.

We will work every day to honor the promises we made to New Yorkers — and to fulfill the mission of the movement that brought us here.

Our happy bouncy sheep Squirrel enjoying a run with Chris

has...anyone ever heard someone use the phrase "justice involved population" before now? I've only ever heard "incarcerated people" and similar terms.

Hey, Beshear, Lis Smith, & associated Majority Dem-types:

If you want to kill group-speak, how about we start with “officer-involved shooting,” “ice agent involved-shooting,” “weaponized vehicle” & other mealy-mouthed obfuscations of state-sanctioned murder?

If I were Ohio Republican gubernatorial candidate Casey Putsch and I was crying about being defamed as a Nazi, I simply would have said one negative thing about Adolf Hitler besides his painting skills.

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

青空限定宇宙魔女さん。
#厄除け画集

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Or is it?

Ned Flanders saying "Do I hear the sound of framing an evil tech bubble as feminism? It's gotta be little Reese Witherspoon!"

Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger Area Resident Considers Pros, Cons Of Each Garment

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The main characters from Strip Law: Irene Gumb, Lincoln Gumb, Sheila Flambe, and Glem Blorchman looking at the obnoxious neon lights of the Las Vegas strip

Your regular reminder that STRIP LAW is excessively good and you are SORELY missing out if you're not watching it.

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Mamdani hasn't had time to really think about all that space he now has, because he spends most of his time at City Hall and around New York City. He tries to keep a semblance of his old life by getting around the city on foot, by bike or train. "If you spend every single day driving around in a tinted window security detail, you will have a very specific view of the city," he said. "You actually meet other New Yorkers and you break out of the bubble that so many have come to expect of politics, where politicians only seem to be spending time with other politicians or the people who donated to make them politicians."

I'd say that this applies to anyone traveling in a car in any city. Being in a car versus walking, riding, or taking transit fundamentally changes how you view a place and your relationship to it. I wish more leaders set this kind of example.

www.npr.org/2026/04/16/n...

Not once in the 80s, 90s or 00s do I recall a politician urging the public to embrace email, mobile phones, texting, two factor authentication, online banking, air fryers, or to replace all their cassette collection with a CD collection.

So forgive me if I smell a rat.