my first bluesky/xitter cross-post 😄 looking forward to doing more soon!
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while in the shower was considering a hypothetical conversation with my endocrinologist and accidentally confused the term jacking off for working out. began profusely apologizing for the mixup
dick senormous
Hey everybody, this is my first post on Bluesky!
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meow
if i die tonight thatd be fine
i am a jealous god
you have never wronged a soul
our family are experienced professionals who excel at cancelling plans on short notice
he's so fudanshi
there is not nearly enough gay porn on my feed here
january 45th 😁
supporting the noble recasters of kazakhstan has lost me 98 australian dollars
@festiveoven.bsky.social whos the goat of x?
wild animal was trying to bite my fucking face off and i cut my foot on glass shards
#bleedingout tell my kismesis i hate her
supporting the noble recasters of kazakhstan has saved me 1300 australian dollars
pound it! (brofist during intercourse)
they love me here. havent even set up my profile and i alr gotidk how to end this use ur imagination