Every time I wash a fitted sheet, it comes out of the dryer looking like it just lost a bar fight.

Ok but what is the most fuckable pasta in your opinion?

This is my fault for opening this app

People have committed more vicious atrocities for less. Do not let anyone belittle you for this offense.

Ive gone through maybe about an hour purging all the political stuff from my timeline.

Im tired boss….

Any recommendations to help clean it up?

Thats called a snuff film

And stop by the food court for the $1.50 hotdog after spending 500 plus on groceries for the month

Sad to say the company that made it is gone cause of corporate meddling that made the last saints row a complete flop. Were not getting anything anymore 😔

Im starting to lose track of all these gameshows these networks are running wasn’t there a show years ago where they just threw shit off a building?

The pillsberry doughboys legal name is poppin fresh.
Do with that information what you will

I had a feeling there was something nefarious with her i just couldn’t shake it. But shes proved time and time again that shes doing whatever to advance her career in power. Guess this explains why…

He realized the future of gearbox as a developer depends on this game doing well

Quietest evolution that no one talks about

On a rewatch from the trailer for naughty dog’s intergalactic. Looks like the story is gonna revolve around your character hunting down her old teammates in 1990’s inspired galaxy

depends on his level of voice gruffness. The Gruffier the better

loving Creature Commandos so far

Went to AMC for Gladiator 2. Busy theater, no hotdogs, fries stolen off the condiment table, and everyone’s straws broke. Nonstop chatter from two women, a guy’s ringtone went off twice, and someone FaceTimed for 20 mins. Then alarms went off—full evacuation. Just a fiasco from the top down. :(

I need more meme accounts or interesting people to follow on here my timeline is just news updates

I never understood the feverish need to protect family recipes. If its a commercial product sure but if its a family recipe shouldn’t it be shared to make other humans happy?

Here before Elon sues bluesky because the butterfly looks vaguely like an X or something stupid like that

good shit gang keep it going

I miss Apollo for reddit and I never got to try tweetbot. The current experience on bluesky is fine and all but nothing beats the third party apps made by dedicated caffeinated app developers who live on their dedicated sites.

tried the black ops 6 zombies easter egg on terminus last night with some buddies. it was 2 hours of nonsense just to get team wiped by the final boss in the last couple of seconds ending our run.
Ive had hangnails more fun than that experience.

Beautiful movie with great visuals. A realistic portrayal of two people whose raw passion for each other, shared over a brief summer, can be felt in every scene they were together. The set, the sounds, the atmosphere- every choice in this movie was carefully crafted with purpose. The tracks by Sufjan Stevens are some of the most moving l've heard in a production like this. All in all, it's probably one of the most striking movies of the 21st century. That said, it was pretty uncomfortable seeing Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet aggressively making out after Armie Hammer licks a peach that Timothée Chalamet just jizzed on-all while your mom is in the room watching because she likes Timothée Chalamet and had never seen the movie before. 10/10 movie, 1/10 viewing experience

I will never again achieve the mastery of this kind of movie review on letterboxed again.

An oldie but a goodie dead rising 2 off the record

Does anyone get the feeling when they play a newley released game they’ll drop it but an old game they played a decade ago you’ll play it fully through?