That's so interesting that we have the same take on this situation. We should kiss

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Drinking sparkling water is like smoking weed in many ways

Had a Red Dead Redemption 2 x Vampire Diaries x Star Wars dream. Haven't ever watched Vampire Diaries, haven't watched Star Wars since I was a baby, and haven't played Red Dead Redemption in years

Me dragging the neighbor's cat out of the house

Yves Dubreil, holding his beloved Twingo model. Dubreil was the project director for the X06 project.

Homer is boyish in spirit + Marge loves him so. The cope on here is actually crazy.

The articles about him having PTSD after kind of seal the deal because he would have forgotten it happened like a week later. I would be surprised if he knows it happened if you asked today

Bluesky was just killed by gamers. Yup. And they're based

bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too

Huh sorry what was that? I was inputting calculations

Corduroy beef

Being able to view posts feels like sneaking into the building as the exit only door closes

Bluesky is too unstable, I'm doing my banking on X from now on

I swear I've hidden like twenty of his channels how tf does he keep making more

Bluesky has passed away

In high school marching band I said "is that cuphead" to a band with a jazz set and got laughed at only for it to be Cuphead

This shit probably funny as fuck

I'm enlisting someone crazy and annoying to marry me

Regards,

Homeboy

Guys... the enshittified slop situation is cooked... please give me money.....

It's also illegal to block a sidewalk in protest in Tennessee so this may not do very much practically

We invented prison for people like you 🫵

It's so cool that the back button sometimes goes back and sometimes closes an app and is always completely random

Calling my son "Mr. Vomit" for life after he got sick one time when he was 3.

Ohhh so THAT'S why Snapchat doesn't show text in notifications

Sitting in the office bored, you get an Amber Alert. It's only your phone that did. "You have been chosen!" it exclaims. Everyone stares at you silently. When you leave the building, you hear a distant clanking followed by illumination, getting steadily closer. Until your burden is transferred, run

Pro tip: if you have to JUSTIFY a publicity stunt, it's probably not a great idea

mirror selfie. i'm wearing earrings that are just insulin bottles

selfie. i'm wearing earrings that are just insulin bottles

made my insulin bottles into very expensive earrings