Andor S2 is awesome because clearly they just went down a checklist of every social issue they wanted to introduce to Star Wars: political infighting, sexual assault, drug addiction, your trad daughter hating you

You fool, you’ve swiped at my afterimage. I’m right behind you, kissing your neck softly.

They’re selling mogwai at Jewel-Osco

Hate it when I'm sidling a narrow ledge and a few stones break away indicating just how far the plunge is

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Dine Hard, a Die Hard themed greasy spoon. Let me know what you think.

This man was summoned by whispers to the dark mountain for an AMAZING reason

You arrive at a door with two guards. One tells only the truth, the other will tell you about this cool thing you can do at a soda fountain called a “suicide” where you put a little bit of every soda in one cup

Jack Daniels-san

you left the price tag on, says it was discounted at $5.99?

This just in: it’s Friday

I wouldn’t open her up, I would sit down and listen

I stopped reading after this

dribbling you

I’ve always held that position like I’m going to the chocolate factory and NOT hopping in the chocolate river?

I need two dozen

Hey!

hell yeah

Uhhhhh yeah, I think I’m following

It’s best to crouch under the heat lamp when it does this

u got it jodester

I’m trying to make the tune work I really am

Can you get a to go box I’ll swing by later

I just absolutely throated some street tacos, I’m not hungry anymore 😔

save some for me pls

There it is !

Enjoy having sex, freak

Run

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