probably wont post a ton (been too busy to make anything lately) but i think im gonna switch over here from twitter

the mischief maker

her name? property damage.

what are her crimes?

she is literally perfect and has never done anything wrong in her life

be more like him.

me after waking up from a 12 hour nap in my nap bucket

free scoopy

is this thing even real

PUT ME DOWN NOWWWW!!! WANT MILKIES !!@!!!

i want bluesky to add the ability to schedule posts so bad 😭 i make posts in batches usually so it's harder to maintain my post schedule on here

full of violence and mania

maggots when you lift up the rotting log:

pro tip: keep your kitten in your cupholder, because

would you hydraulic press him for 1 dolar

can he have a little extra tuna for lunch (his name is skippy and he is ravished)

obsessed with alcoholic cats

"oh, how shall i ever conjoin these two wooden planks?"
The trustworthy philipps head screwdriver:

love the super goober

moments before incineration

he just spent a long day at the doing nothing rotting in bed factory

drunk on milk..

the eepy bros <3