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We must use US taxpayer dollars to backstop the UAE
Which is facing economic problems caused by the war Trump started and doesn't know how to win
A war encouraged by leaders of the UAE
Who have given hundreds of millions in bribes to Trump, his family, and associates
1 for proper effect, 7 for fun.
But oh that magic feeling, nowhere to go...
“Imagine it’s your sister, mother or daughter” YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO EMPATHIZE WITHOUT A WOMANS CONNECTION TO YOU. YALL DONT HAVE TO DO THAT WITH MEN?!???
MY GOD GROW A FUCKING HEART !?!?
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
They called him crazy for that song and then spent the next 30 years doing exactly what the song said they'd do.
*John Schneider likes and subscribes*
Hey, when someone posts that their pet died and then you post pictures of your alive pets in the comments….What is wrong with you? 😭
Punching through walls = abusive behavior.
Driving crazy when you’re arguing = abusive behavior.
Threatening self-harm when you aren’t compliant = abusive behavior.
Sharing embarrassing intimate information without consent = abusive behavior.
Look at this bum
Fuck Micah Bell!
She's gonna turn into "perfect behavioral record" boy.🤣
*stares staringly*
All of this, but also there are women across this country serving life sentences for k-wording their abusers. I worked with an org trying to solve that problem. They're literally punished for saving their own lives with a lifetime behind bars. That suggestion is tacky & dismissive.
Gotta lock the doors and burn the bar down. People making sacrifices will understand.
There is Nicolas Cage pretending to be John Travolta, and John Travolta pretending to be Nicolas Cage. There are unnecessary doves. Jamie Lee Curtis is somehow in a peak John Woo movie.
Nothing about it makes sense, and it is the epitome of American action cinema.
Roy Orbison's "In Dreams" being danced to with a Pabst Blue Ribbon in Blue Velvet.
I take my birthday off and do something for myself. Not letting anyone ruin my one day of the year.
“It won’t stop here”
From your mouth to god’s ear, Linda
slippery park slope
is this anything
Linda Yaccarino replies to a Zohran Mamdani tweet to say that taxing rich people's penthouses is "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen"
Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."
Last year, I told New Yorkers: we would open city-owned grocery stores to take on the affordability crisis.
Today, we're delivering five stores in each borough — with the first opening next year.
Here's to healthy families, thriving communities, and promises kept.
Can confirm
Science literacy rates are at an all time low
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)
Star Trek: Deep Space 9 (1993-1999)
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The Muppets (1955 to present)
