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But it’s tremendous content

Notice she doesn’t say “senate republicans, and john fetterman” because that would be redundant

It’s not like there’s always a seat reserved for sex pests, the idea is to kick *all* of them out

Impressive work for Vance to lose an election he wasn’t even running in AND fail to negotiate the end of a war he claims to have been against from the beginning, but that’s just what having the charisma of a superfund site can do for you

speaking of

Star Wars “right?” Meme, top left “the strait of Hormuz is close” top right “because of Iran, right?” The last two panels are free of text, because what is there to say, really

Hard to even be mad, this is self-destruction at a scale rarely seen before

Surprised JD Vance wasn't able to close a deal with the Iranians. His only skill is saying whatever people want to hear.

My “I have no ties to Jeffery Epstein” shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt

I won’t thank them if they’re participating in war crimes

Asked for comment on Artemis II, President Trump responded “M-O-O-N, that spells moon.”

In all seriousness, one thing that might be worth doing today:

Tell your Reps and Senators to call Adm. Richard Correll, the Commander of U.S. Strategic Command, which controls the nation's nukes, and remind him of *his* unique responsibility to refuse an illegal order.

you have to get him out of office and you have to do it today

even if it gets blocked you force an impeachment vote right now

how else can you live with yourself if he follows through with this and you didn’t do everything you could to stop it

I always wondered what it felt like during the Cuban missile crisis

The jokes write themselves! “That joke bombed so hard a whole civilization died” etc etc

NASA astronauts taking pictures of the moon with their phone, they’re just like us!

You know, in an alternate universe we could have had a bridge and power plant day that’s about building new things instead of blowing them up

And a happy Easter, thank you for your attention to this matter!

The president has died. He was taking a shit when he croaked big time, but unlike Elvis, was not on a toilet. Rest in peace sir, no one can say you weren’t alive recently and they can’t take that away from you.

I’m just gonna say, if it happens today then we have to listen to them all day tomorrow anticipating his immediate return

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Literally a plot from season (2?) of For All Mankind 😂

Phil Scott and Trump both crashing out today because they’ve realized they don’t get to rule by decree - you love to see it

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

This would be trumps most progressive climate policy ever

“I hate politics, I just wish everyone would get along regardless of their physical appearance, that everyone had enough to eat, oh, and that everyone got the medicine they need. That’s all!”

I think I want one that says “was.” It’ll be accurate for longer