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Translation:

This deal is about to be exactly like the JCPOA, minus Obama’s signature

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

This GOP war with the Pope might be the new dumbest thing they’ve done, and as usual, it’s completely self-inflicted.

What a decent President says.

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Wishing this fabulously competent—and joyful—crew a safe return to a planet that, frankly, doesn't deserve them.

The only president stupid enough to do it.

TACO Tuesday wins again!

BREAKING: There it is. 2 week extension. TACO.

Pet your dogs, everyone, and appreciate that they have no idea what is happening in this fucked up world.

Seriously, what the fuck is this.

This is completely deranged, and anyone who can’t say so is a coward.

😍

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

I envy the crew of Artemis II. Mainly for being able to lose contact with this planet.

Holy shit.

Maybe we shouldn’t have gloated about Iran having no air defenses left when Iran clearly still has air defenses?

Just a thought.

I am shocked. Shocked, I tell ya'
@govevers.wisconsin.gov is a kind and gentle person... guess even the greatest gentlemen can only be pushed so much.

@altnps.bsky.social

Bye bitch. 👋

Recap of tonight’s address by the Orange Man.

Ugh.

The allegory is so loud it's giving me a headache.

Remember the Epstein files?

God remembers.

Tweet from unusual whales: BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

$1.5B in a single trade made 5 minutes before Trump’s announcement yesterday. Who made it?

The jokes write themselves in this Idiocracy

This is so cool!