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Posts by Essie

Basically this:

"You watched a video. YT suggests another video by:

1. guessing your age and gender and see what others watched.
2. guessing you are your dad, so finding something your dad likes.

The computer is an idiot who doesn't know you. Give the remote to an adult to choose."

See? Dumb.

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After TG being left on her own to navigate Youtube last weekend, I had to sit her down and give her the simplest and stupidest crash course of algorithms this morning.

I am the blondest idiot that ever idiot'd, but I think I did alright?

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Happy 20th anniversary to Mother 3!

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I was unusually chipper today and it took me until 12:30pm to realise why.

Yes it's a good anniversary but now I'm just angry at social media for not letting it go. 🀣

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ALT: GAMES 2026 – all the highlights from this heartening celebration of Australian video games | ScreenHub: Film, TV, Streaming and Games ALT: Games 2026 was an intimate, community-focussed event with plenty of opportunities for game developers and players to connect.

ALT: Games 2026 ruled, I'm glad I made time after missing out last year. What a good vibe.

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(Stop prompting me if I want to use the simplified canoe controls, game. I'll park this boat wherever the fuck I want.)

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Failing forward through "Farewell North", a 2024 indie about a border collie restoring colour to a grey world.

4 hours you say?

Have you met me?

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Hooray the book's a toddler now - it's time for a smash cake!

Congrats, @brkeogh.bsky.social! πŸ™Œ

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Since this post is aggregating my Bloomberg column, I kinda feel the need to clarify that the Imagine Dragons game is not "live-service" (designed for recurring monetization). It's a $15 multiplayer shooter with no microtransactions.

Here's the original article: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

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Sorry I missed your text I am processing a non stop 24/6 onslaught of information with a brain designed to survive on fruits and nuts in a rainproof cave

Sorry I missed your text I am processing a non stop 24/6 onslaught of information with a brain designed to survive on fruits and nuts in a rainproof cave

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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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If you haven't tried to play your favourite game to "10:00pm - Clear" from Animal Crossing Gamecube have you really played.

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Who can find the consoles behind all of the Funkopops anymore

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Me: Oh it's OK it's 4pm I just have to take a bus home

1 HOUR AND 42 MINUTES LATER

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Freeplay | The Shape of Games to Come talks and games and friends

Announcing: Freeplay is here to stay. Parallels 2026 is coming and we're advocating for games to be funded as art. Read more and get involved: freeplay.net.au/posts/freepl...

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Did that Channel 10 reporter covering the Two Strong Hearts protest in QLD just misread the lyrics and say an illegal terrorist phrase on live TV?

If so, lol.

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Save 20% on Beyond Words on Steam From the creators of GoldenEye & TimeSplitters comes Beyond Words the genre-defining fusion of roguelike strategy and word-crafting. Build powerful combos, unlock upgrades, and master a challenge ...

I've been playing Beyond Words on Switch, which, to describe it in enticing but reductive terms, is Balatro meets Scrabble made by Goldeneye devs. It's great so far. My exact kind of game. store.steampowered.com/app/3823370/...

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I am dropping in to say Slay the Spire 2 multiplayer slaps, I'm too scared to create a fourth Mii in Tomodachi Life, and I had no idea flu vaccinations would hit me this hard.

As you were!

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(I then destroyed it by showing her the Tomodachi Life demo so y'know still failing upwards in this parenting thing.)

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TG decided she wanted to play the opening part of Zelda ALTTP up to the point that she rescued Zelda and took her to Sanctuary.

.... I *think* she's aware that isn't the end of the game?

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bluesky is and has always been a posting retirement home for elder millennials

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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

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I love my job, LOVE my job, but holy hell there has been an increase of falsified content in student applications, illogical timelines in progress reports, students using AI to send FORMAL emails to their supervisors...

... it's overwhelming. I guess I am naΓ―ve though.

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Building a Critically Acclaimed Licensed Game in 18 Months | Agenda | GDC Festival of Gaming You don't need to be a huge studio or have a big budget to make a great licensed game. Strange Scaffold executive producer Amanda Farough will break down the challenges and celebrations of creating a ...

On Thursday March 12th at 10:30 am @amandafarough.ca is giving a talk about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown titled...

Building a Critically Acclaimed Licensed Game in 18 Months

schedule.gdconf.com/session/buil...

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NGL I was going to bring my own popcorn for it.

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*smacks passport repeatedly against Switch 2 joycon*

Hey Nintendo - your Amiibo card reader isn't working.

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Remember when we didn't even have R18+ and anything over MA15+ went straight to Refused Classification?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

(Pepperidge Farm is where Michael Atkinson went to retire, and is now laughing at us all)

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Age verification for R-rated games and websites raises privacy concerns New online safety codes requiring R-rated games and websites to verify their users' ages come into effect, prompting concerns about online privacy.

Speaking as a digital media expert, I really think it's about time we abolish the eSafety Commissioner

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