Some timeline stuff:
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Pete Hegseth thought he was reading aloud from the bible. He was reading lines from Pulp Fiction.
This is a mixed media collage by Madrid-based visual artist Rocío Montoya.
Just a filthy civic degenerate
‘He Just Lied to America’: Russ Vought Denies Violating Impoundment Laws, Prompting Sharp Response talkingpointsmemo.com/news/he-just...
Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves Actor Discusses Poor Craftsmanship Of Structure Used To Store Classic Films
Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves theonion.com/nick-offerman-visits-cri...
this is just to say
I have had an issue
fetching the posts
that were
on the timeline
and which you
were probably
hoping
to doomscroll
forgive me
the takes were so hot
and so
rate limited
Pope Leo XIV: Jesus told us, blessed are the peacemakers. But woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.
Dave Chappelle is happy to make tens of millions of dollars on anti-trans comedy routines—”I’m team TERF,” he said in a 2021 special—but now apparently draws the line at Republicans turning those jokes into policy.
Because President Trump @POTUS , his @BoardOfPeace , and High Rep. @nmladenov allow Israel to continue assassinating CIVILIAN police officers throughout Gaza, 3-year-old child Yahya Al-Malahi is dead today. An Israeli drone fired a missile into a police vehicle on Al-Nafaq Street in Gaza City, killing the officer inside and civilians nearby — 4 dead total, including the child. His father said they had just left a family wedding. The UN has directly credited Gaza’s civilian police with the near-total collapse in aid looting — including by Israel-backed gangs operating under what a UN memo described as Israeli military “protection.” Israel has continued to assassinate officers with total impunity in the six months since it agreed to a ceasefire. Footage by journalist Khames Alrefi
Because Pres. Trump, his Board Of Peace, & High Rep.
Nickolay Mladenov allow Israel to continue assassinating CIVILIAN police officers throughout Gaza, 3-y.o. child Yahya Al-Malahi is dead today.
An Israeli drone fired a missile into a police vehicle on Al-Nafaq Street in Gaza City, killing the...
▪️CENTCOM claims: 🔸No ships calling at Iranian ports have made it past the U.S. blockade 🔸6 merchant vessels under orders from U.S. forces to turn around re-entered an Iranian port on the Gulf of Oman 🔸”U.S. forces are supporting freedom of navigation for vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz to and from non-Iranian ports.”
U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM More than 10,000 U.S. Sailors, Marines, and Airmen along with over a dozen warships and dozens of aircraft are executing the mission to blockade ships entering and departing Iranian ports. During the first 24 hours, no ships made it past the U.S. blockade and 6 merchant vessels complied with direction from U.S. forces to turn around to re-enter an Iranian port on the Gulf of Oman. The blockade is being enforced impartially against vessels of all nations entering or departing Iranian ports and coastal areas, including all Iranian ports on the Arabian Gulf and Gulf of Oman. U.S. forces are supporting freedom of navigation for vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz to and from non-Iranian ports.
▪️CENTCOM claims:
🔸No ships calling at Iranian ports have made it past the US blockade
🔸6 merchant vessels under orders from US forces to turn around re-entered an Iranian port on the Gulf of Oman
🔸”U.S. forces are supporting freedom of navigation for vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz to...
Trump picks a fight with Pope Leo.
Is the U.S. economy getting better or worse? graph
Looking at this graph of consumer economic sentiment, seems clear the vibes have been Bad since May 2020 - and I suspect a pervasive sense of chaos and instability since, coupled with Covid trauma we mostly just don't talk about, is contributing big-time to that:
yougov.com/en-us/articl...
The other thing that stands out here is just how few young people get gender affirming care. In a dataset spanning over 20 years, only 2000 patients under 23 were even referred to gender clinics. Of those, just 800 transitioned.
Trump attacks the Pope in a Truth Social rant, calling him “weak” and attacking his views on foreign policy, Iran, and even his legitimacy as pontiff—claiming he wouldn’t be Pope if Trump weren’t president.
“Let me clear: While I have deep ties to a certain affluent individual and secret societies involved in pedophilia, I never once sexually harmed children anywhere near Jeffrey Epstein,” said the outraged first lady
Oooooooh
Okay CTA. This is a good sign.
Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones broke down in tears while cradling a "battle axe" in an effort to break a "demonic spell," which he believed had caused President Donald Trump to wage war on Iran.
Quite the week for the president of the United States on Truth Social.
Sunday: "Praise be to Allah!"
Tuesday: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."
Thursday: [video of a woman being murdered]
Trans women are barred from Olympic and NCAA play. We're banned from sports in half of US states at any age & level. We're banned from chess, sailing, billiards, and now...darts.
It's an almost comical level of reactionary fear in a badly wrapped package of cliff-notes biology lessons and misogyny.
I present to y'all - the logos of the Eastern Arizona Gila Monsters.
I just... *rubs temples*
No, he didn't. He said that Mangione was an adventurist, one who engages in adventurism. Not, like... someone going on an adventure.
See, this is why having neo-cons writing this stuff is goofy. They don't even know what they're talking about.
BREAKING: Another person has died in ICE custody, per required notification to Congress, marking 15 deaths in detention this year and 45+ since Trump took office again.
The lout who cannot swim
Will blame it on the water
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Let whoever cannot understand me
Become a better reader
- Goethe
The receipts. A complete timeline of the shifting rhetoric. More: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...
