From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard at Rex's Bar on the holodeck, done up as Dixon Hill. sub - "The last thing America needs to do is fight in another world war."

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From the film Ernest Scared Stupid. Ernest puts a finger in the air with a resolute expression and says "WITH THE AID OF THE MOST ADVANCED TROLL-FIGHTING EQUIPMENT..."

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The Janitor from the show Scrubs says "You're a jerk" directly to the viewer.

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From the show The Venture Bros. Hank and Brock scrape a fried henchman off of the electric fence. Brock says "Geez. They never learn."

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Fry even further deflated with more lasers coming out.

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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard walks into Sickbay to see himself unconscious on the table. Dr. Pulaski says (of the patient) "He's very agitated." Troi looks from one Picard to the other, confused.

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From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). Trashcan Man says "I'm okay." while covered in hideous burns all over his head.

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From the show King of the Hill. Peggy Hill in a rich person's house, says defiantly to two other women "I am an onion."

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From the show The Simpsons. Roughly three dozen Simpsons characters crammed into a fallout shelter.

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From the film Enter the Dragon. Bruce Lee gives a thumbs up, covered in cuts and blood.

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From the film Friendship. Tim Robinson sits in a home office on the phone with a gold-plated handgun in one hand and says "I wanna clear something up."

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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Worf and Riker walk into Ten Forward to find a huge brawl in progress.

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From the film The Fisher King. Parry says to Lydia "you find some pretty wonderful things in the trash."

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From the show The Office. Ryan and Pam urgently show Michael a pad of paper with, handwritten on it: "He's talking about YOU!!"

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From the show Battlestar Galactica. A pilot gives a pained thumbs up while experiencing intense G-forces.

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From the TV movie The Stand (1994). Mother Abagail prays with her eyes closed: "Dear Lord, take this evil vision from my sight."

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From the show King of the Hill. A toddler with a hand grenade parachutes into Vietnam in a war flashback.

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From the show Futurama. Bender holds a photo out, which Fry looks at. This causes green energy to burst from his eyes and mouth as his body deflates.

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From the film 1922. A guy in front of an old jalopy with a greasy haircut unique to the 20's arches his brows and says "My sit-upon may never be the same. [chuckles]"

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From the show Scrubs. The main cast march a patient down a hospital corridor in a wheelchair while she screams "I'm crazy!"

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From the show Peep Show. Superhans says to the viewer "I want to go full horrible. Take me to the nasties."

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From the show The Simpsons. Young Krusty stands ashamed onstage in front of a crowd of rabbis. His father, a rabbi, points accusingly at him and shouts "You, you clown!"

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From the show Futurama. Fry looks out over a hydroelectric dam and says "That gives me the option of electrocution OR drowning!"

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From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). Ken Jenkins in a straw hat and open plaid button-down in the woods. He says "I woke up this morning missing your mother."

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From the show Battlestar Galactica. Dr. Baltar under the red light of an MRI machine, eyes wide, says to the viewer "I'm not crazy."

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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. A Ferengi smiles performatively, clearly up to something or trying to gloss over a moment or situation.

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From the film The Fisher King. Perry and Jack under Perry's underpass with his mentally ill unhoused friends. Perry says "Great place, huh?" The other subtitle reads "[Screaming]."

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From the show The Simpsons. Mayor Quimby in his office applying white-out to signed legal documents. An aide peeks his head in and says "Sir there's an unruly mob to see you."

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From the TV Miniseries The Stand (1994). Glen says "Well, when I lose sleep, I get cranky."

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From the show Star Trek. Captain Kirk says "All right, let's assume there is a monster."

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