So strange seeing all these people post their old pictures of themselves cheesing with Justin Fairfax when the only reason his name is in their mouth this week is he’s a murderer.

Mad Monkey Mad GIF Alt: Mad monkey that says “I’m gonna be over here in my feelings for awhile….”

My son spent the night with my parents and I’m trying not to feel a type of way that he was willing to try new foods with them.

He will only eat NY Style Pizza but somehow they got him to eat Chicken Moo Goo Gai Pan?!?!

“Yes I would like 1 commercial auto policy for my truck and trailer.”

“Okay, sounds good. What are you hauling?”

“Bees.”

😳

Maybe I’ve been in insurance too long. I am constantly surprised by some niche job I’ve never heard of.

How does one even get into migratory beekeeping????

Major 🔑: convince someone else to do the cooking.

Helpful: Having food at home that is of a similar genre from what you wanted to order.

Additionally helpful: Having to compromise with someone else on the take out options.

I was either going to do Auntie Nings pick up or Fu Jian delivery.

Just successfully talked myself into eating the food we have at home instead of getting take out. AMA.

Out and about in the suburbs of #rva today and I truly can’t fathom how anyone could be happy living out here.

I posted the same post on twitter and got inundated by bots harassing me. Definitely struck a nerve with this one!

Got two scam calls today at my office trying to tell me I have an outstanding Dominion Energy bill and they will be cutting the lights in an hour if I don’t pay immediately.

1. It is Friday afternoon IDGAF if you cut the lights at my office.

2. Stay vigilant y’all!

#rva

Why am I voting YES on (or before) April 21st?

1. Gotta do it for the plot. 🙃
2. We have all been begging our politicians to do SOMETHING to stop Trump. They finally found something more than platitudes that they can do. Now it’s our turn to show up for them.

#RVA

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Pro tip: get a popcorn machine for your house.

Where are my April showers that bring May flowers?? 😭

I’m confused! You’re saying the zip code of 1216 McDonough St is 23005 but that is definitely an Ashland zip code.

Are you possibly pulling the mailing address for the property from the records?

You’re a good bot!

That person claiming to be getting a neighbor evicted over using street parking is absolutely bat shit.

It’s gotta be bots right?????

This is so good. I was just lamenting that I can’t get a halfway fancy lager or pilsner at Wawa but I can get approximately 15 different specialty craft IPAs.

They aren’t good!

That’s awful!

That is one of the things I hate about Northside is it’s just enough like a suburb with yards and fences that people move here and keep that same “me me me” mentality.

Had my first awkward boy mom moment today at a kids birthday party where my kid was REALLY rambunctious among his peers & one of the other parent/child combos was NOT having it.

Sorry my kid was loony tunes…I was in the middle of skipping his nap and pumping him full of juice and cupcakes. My b. 😭

Someone put a note on my street parked car that said “I sure would like to park in front of my house.”

Now I’m trying to decide how big of poster board I need in my windshield to get my “street parking is public parking move to the suburbs if you want a driveway” message across. #rva

If you ever want to make my day and you aren’t already a client of mine, one of my favorite texts to receive is “do you still do insurance?” 🙃 #rva

Awesome! Thanks for the follow and looking forward to connect in the future!

Update: successfully flipped a convo from derailing to nowhere to actually winning someone’s business back.

Update: the email may have worked for the intended purpose! 🔥 💥

I just sent a beautiful work email that I’m very proud of but it’s so niche there’s no way I can explain it to anyone. 🤪

On today’s episode of problems I didn’t know I’d have when I got pregnant:

Tried organizing my toddler’s toys yesterday. Thought I was onto something by sorting them by vehicle type so I had construction, monster, and race.

But that leaves out emergency vehicles, trash trucks, and buses.
🥴😭

Boy mom ASMR.

People would lose their minds if this was Richmond City. #rva

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One thing about properly medicated Jessee is that I will continue to follow up with insurance prospects until I get a clear “no.” 😎 #rva