How Do I Tell My Girlfriend I Know She Steals $500 From Me Every Time She Spends The Night, And Other Advice Column Questions | Digg This week, someone who notices $500 missing from their wallet every time their girlfriend sleeps over, a doctor who refused to treat a patient after learning she planned breast implants, and a three-w...

This week, someone who notices $500 missing from their wallet every time their girlfriend sleeps over, a doctor who refused to treat a patient after learning she planned breast implants and a three-way miscommunication among two friends and a sex worker.

Fish out of water story ends with 77,000 young salmon in the wrong water The Chinook got shook when their truck got cooked. Now the salmon are swimming — but in the wrong brook.

The Chinook got shook when their truck got cooked. Now the salmon are swimming — but in the wrong brook.

4.7-Magnitude Quake Rocks Tri State Area Earthquake | Digg For many New Yorkers, it was their first.

Residents in New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania all report feeling tremors. digg.com/internet-cul...

Someone Who Thinks 'SNL' Never Hires Hot Women, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character' | Digg A tip for the bosses of gaming platforms: don't suggest that child exploitation is a good thing.

This week, we've got a surprisingly controversial take on laptops, a jaw-dropping quote from a gaming platform boss and someone who insists there are never any hot women on "Saturday Night Live."

This week, a mother who wants to track her son’s location on a school trip, an employee who doesn’t close the bathroom stall door, and a letter writer who refuses to recycle.

This week, a manager who asked a minister to pray over their workplace problems, a letter writer who is “disgusted” by her boyfriend’s physical appearance and a woman considering moving in with an older man she barely knows to save money.

Rumors Of A 'Royal Announcement' Have The Internet In A Frenzy (Again) | Digg The claims remain unconfirmed, but that hasn't stopped people posting about them.

We might be waiting for nothing, but that won't stop the Internet from doing its thing.

The Kate Middleton Saga Continued, And This Week's Other Best Memes, Ranked | Digg The internet reacts to the prospect of a TikTok-less America.

The stuff we can't stop talking about this week:
📷 Kate Middleton
📽️ The Oscars
📲 The looming TikTok ban

Slash Makes An Appearance For Ryan Gosling's 'I'm Just Ken' Oscars Performance | Digg Mark Ronson and 65 Kens also joined Gosling for his rendition of the "Barbie" song.

The must-see #Oscars performance of the night was undoubtably due to Ryan Gosling's pitch-perfect Kenergy.

A Columnist With A Bizarre Take On Boobs, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character' | Digg Petition for people to please start being normal about Sydney Sweeney.

This week, we've got a bad take on phones in movie theaters, a questionable theory about falling birth rates and someone claiming that big-breasted blonde women are going extinct. #OneMainCharacter

Should I Tell My Sister, Who Is Letting Me And My Wife Live With Her, That Her Elementary-Aged Children Are Useless And Entitled, And Other Advice Column Questions | Digg This week, an uncle who finds his young niblings “fairly useless,” a man who wants to keep his child a secret from his friends and family, and a dad who refuses to be alone with his kids.

This week, an uncle who finds his young niblings “fairly useless,” a man who wants to keep his child a secret from his friends and family and a dad who refuses to be alone with his kids.

A Nightmarish Willy Wonka-Themed Event, And This Week's Other Best Memes, Ranked | Digg People online are thoroughly enjoying the viral fiasco that was Glasgow's Willy Wonka experience. The children traumatized by it? Not so much.

Kate Middleton has been spotted at the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience??

The Hot New TikTok Trend? Asking People How They Would Sound Being A Hot Dog Vendor | Digg If you've always wanted to walk up and down baseball stadium rows, carrying popcorn or beer, well then, this post is certainly for you.

GET YOUR HOT DAWGS HE-YAHH 🌭

JUSTICE ALITO: I mean, if your -- if -- let's say YouTube were a newspaper, how much would it weigh?

The other runner up for the "WTF of the day" award goes to Justice Alito:

Should I Help My Husband’s Ex-Wife Contact Her Estranged Daughters, Whom She Has A History Of Stalking, And Other Advice Column Questions | Digg This week, a stepmother who is considering helping a troubled woman see her traumatized children, a writer who suspects their husband of anonymously trashing their book and a grandmother horrified by ...

This week, a stepmother who is considering helping a troubled woman see her traumatized children, a writer who suspects their husband of anonymously trashing their book and a grandmother horrified by the nickname “Bubba.”

A Breakdancing Dad Trashing His Daughter Online, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character' | Digg Including responses to the news that the NYPD has a dedicated dance troupe.

This week, we've got the NYPD's dance team, a woman with a Netflix drama-worthy marriage story, another hot take about millennials and Gen Zers and a breakdancing father who's not beating the deadbeat dad allegations.

Explicit Spam Bot Replies, And This Week's Other Best Memes, Ranked | Digg If X users have to endure a porn bot epidemic, they might as well make some memes out of it.

🐱M🐱E🐱M🐱E🐱S 🐱I🐱N🐱. 🐱B🐱I🐱O🐱

*on deathbed* My only regret is not googling more stuff before Google started sucking

A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .

everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs

Should I Reach Out To A Job Interviewer Who Rejected Me To Criticize One Of Her Interview Questions, And Other Advice Column Questions | Digg This week, a job candidate who insisted in an interview that he never makes mistakes, a boyfriend trying to get his partner to become underweight, and a parent who secretly tracked their teen’s car.

This week in Good Question:
💼 a job candidate who insisted in an interview that he never makes mistakes
😬 a boyfriend trying to get his partner to become underweight
🔎 a parent who secretly tracked their teen’s car

A Financial Advice Columnist Who Got Scammed Out Of $50,000, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character' | Digg Some say being tricked into giving away $50,000 in a shoebox could happen to anyone. Others say it would definitely never happen to them.

Main characters this week:
- The finance writer that got scammed out of $50K
- Sam Altman
- A weird Elon Musk take
- Salary range police

Falling Out Of A Coconut Tree, And This Week's Other Best Memes, Ranked | Digg If you're a rich person that insists on traveling by private jet, expect to get made fun of.

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context of all memes in which you seek and what came before you.

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The Best Memes And Reactions From Super Bowl 58 | Digg From all the famous people in the audience to big moments from the actual game, here are some of our favorite posts about the night.

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Tracy Chapman's 'Fast Car,' And This Week's Other Best Memes, Ranked | Digg Including reactions to a video that may or may not show rapper Drake naked.

This week, we've got TikTokers adapting to losing their favorite songs, our cards getting declined in therapy, Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" seeing renewed fame and reactions to Drake's (alleged) penis.

Watching People Use The Apple Vision Pro In Public Is A Comedic Train Wreck | Digg The first footage of people out in the wild using this new VR/AR device is leading to one main reaction from the internet: "Yikes."

Am I the only one who thinks we, as a society, need to shame these users out of wearing these in public, like we did for Google Glass users?

Tracy Chapman Makes Rare Public Appearance To Perform 'Fast Car' At Grammys With Luke Combs | Digg Chapman's duet with Combs at the Grammys marked her first live TV performance in nine years.

Watching this performance on repeat all week.

How Can I Get My Daughter To Break Up With Her Working-Class Boyfriend, And Other Advice Column Ques... This week, a mother who thinks her daughter’s boyfriend is “very inferior to her,” a mother-in-law “deeply offended” by an invitation to see her newborn grandchild and a boss who wants his e...

This week, a mother who thinks her daughter’s boyfriend is “very inferior to her,” a mother-in-law “deeply offended” by an invitation to see her newborn grandchild and a boss who wants his employees to attend 7 a.m. meetings to accommodate his vacation.

Punxsutawney Phil Says Spring Will Come Early | Digg America's favorite groundhog Punxsutawney Phil said that things are about to get warm. "Glad tidings on this Groundhog Day. An early spring is on the way," declared the groundhog's handlers.

"Glad tidings on this Groundhog Day. An early spring is on the way!"