GOMS...

...and it seems like it’s time to stop giving this franchise any more of my attention because it’s a net negative in my life. I will hope for other things.

I’m not saying this to anyone, since I don’t really have followers here, just letting the universe know that I’ve hoped for the M’s to be good at baseball for 32 of my 50 years on this planet and they collectively have not been (and in fact have been generally bad at baseball) ...

This fixed the team. Averaging 7 runs per game since

Can the Senate also vote for @harvilla.bsky.social to release another pod episode? For the good of the nation?

Trying to decide if I go to bed now and catch the end of this game in the morning.

There is solace in knowing that the M’s died the way they lived: swinging at balls outside the zone. May they rest (this offseason) in peace.

JP Crawford = Superman

Who checked in with the Etsy Witch? Are we covered???

Win one tonight for:

Bazardo stops the bleeding

Dan Carroll holding a sign reminding Blue Nay fans that they were up 8-1 in a playoff game before losing to the Mariners

@tworsandtwols.bsky.social

Smoltz is wrong—that was a good pitch by Gilbert.

Salt Lake City standing by

Mariners diaspora checking in!

Ok, text her again. Apparently she needs to be summoned for EVERY at bat?

Whoever did, thank you

Someone text the Etsy witch IMMEDIATELY

GOMS hack: mute the Fox broadcast and listen to M’s audio on MLB instead.

Salt Lake City, standing by!

Mariners diaspora checking in!