Screenshot of a facebook post from The Independent with headline "the Strait of Hormuz was declared 'completely open' by Iran on Friday" but the image is two improbably colorful Starbucks drink with label "Starbucks reveals summer menu return date and new items".
Who says journalism is dead?
yeah, I definitely like it, just a question of whether to spend money to be able to go myself or just keep occasionally popping in with friends...
I've gone there with a friend like 3 or 4 times and there's always SOMETHING i want/need
yeah, come on over
I don't really NEED a Costco membership, but it's on Groupon for $65 for the year with a $45 credit, so only $20, really...
Screenshot of a voicemail list with 5 voicemails in a row from the weather service
This storm thirsty af for my attention, damn
Don't think so but I think maybe they have the Liquid Death version of cola?
I'm like out of proportion mad about this
That's what I was thinking. Guess you have to either do diet or ginger ale
At a bar that doesn't have Coke (but does have Diet Coke) and am I being a baby to think that's fucked up lol
Also like, genuinely...how ethically bad is it to go? My friends really want to go and don't seem to have qualms but like, they're both kinda shitty dudes, right? Like Rihanna was bad enough and that wasn't his only issue, yeah? And didn't Usher give a bunch of people herpes without saying anything?
you think we can pay for the Usher tour in Usher bucks?
wehoa
Today has just felt impossibly long
'oh it's so cool, one starts at the end and one at the beginning'
IS IT or is that annoying, actually
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Hot take: the TACO thing isn't really any better than Let's Go Brandon
Just saw a post linking some article about what "Kanye West's rapid comeback" says about things and...what rapid comeback? Haven't heard from the man, don't want to.
Got an email from my car dealership about service and the email signature says "Internet Service Assistant". Does that mean this is a robot? Or is that a real title someone has?
As he's doing this I ask if I could go first, as I have ONE item that I am returning. He says something about how he does this every day (WHAT) and if he let people do that he'd "get set back" like, I would've been done before you even loaded your last shit on the belt, dude, wth
Yesterday, I went to ALDI to return something. The guy in front of me in line had a whole full cart and as he's loading it onto the belt, he separates it into THREE separate payments.
In other news, I'm really sick of the "Dubai Chocolate" trend and would like it to go away now. Thanks.
The other thing I am always amused by in this bathroom is that there's a little like figurine with a sign that says "reading time limited to 10 minutes"
One thing I find absurd but endearing about my BF's mom is that their bathroom always has seasonal hand towels in it but you DO NOT USE THE SEASONAL HAND TOWELS, you use the random other hand towel that's sitting on the side of the sink.
March 11th: send exam report to faculty asking for adjustments; get a reply that he'll look at it the next day.
[time passes]
April 3rd: faculty asks me when the students are going to get their grades
it would be a Good Friday, indeed
i had so many good candidates yesterday
is there a thunderstorm going on? he needs his thundershirt, don't they know that
tangential but i saw a damn ground hog or woodchuck or whatever just scurrying across my street the other day and still don't know what that fucker was up to
backslider!!