That advert... have some fucking decency.

Project Hail Mary was really enjoyable but I kept wanting to cry at random inconsequential parts of the film and I don't know what it was about it that just made me want to do happy sad tears.

Getting closer to doing the great migration in Pokopia.

Managed to avoid every bit of story from The Pitt S2 so next week I shall be doing the full shift in one go like I did with S1.

It's actually a really fun experience to watch 14 consecutive hours of a time accurate hospital shift. Really gets that university trauma pumping.

Oh it's fully over

Oh, lads, new way to boil Zionist piss has dropped.

Start referring to it as 'Israel'... like "Yeah but 'Israel' violated the ceasefire in Lebanon."

It fucking drives them mad.

My 'day job' is volunteering my med pro services to an NGO working on judicial fairness and equity...

Just blew a prison officer… don’t know if I feel okay about it. Tbf I didn’t know his job until after… fucking sneaky screw!

Every day consists of constantly checking a series of mental locks that hold my psyche together because if one lock fails then it all falls apart, and everything falls out like Kerplunk, and then everyone is fucked; not just me.

Feeling wildly autistic and incapable today.

Brain is do the bad.

A point in the Iranian ceasefire demands which reads 'End to all regional fighting against Iranian allies'.

Let's be honest; this is where all of this is going to fall apart because ultimately, at their core, the US and Israel are psychopaths.

Palestine is an Iranian ally. 'Regional fighting' is explicitly telling Israel that it's over... and I just don't think it's that easy.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day; roll your balls down my face or something.

Had a client. Fell asleep before he got here. Woke up to the door knocking. Had to do my job half asleep... AND I WAS STILL FUCKING AMAZING AT IT!!!

I think... I think I just broke a straight man's mind with my 'skills'...

God bless your wee soul. Thank you.

I needed a stoned timecheck and couldn't trust it and was beginning to worry.

It's 0210 now and the clocks have already gone forward, correct?

Got myself into a bit of a stoned moment here and even though time is a construct I need to know if it's happened.

The College Try by Garfunkel and Oates YouTube video by Garfunkel And Oates

I forgot how hard and funny the punchline of this hits after the opening verses.

It's so fucking awful and brilliant

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n39...

You know what they say

You win some; you dispose of the defective ones in a hazardous waste bin.

Horrible realisation today that I think I've pretty much figured out the entirety of who I am at my core... and it's so fucking cruel that that happens in your 40s

Like, I get it now. But also, fuck man, if I just could've been here a decade ago I'd have been fucking unstoppable

Here, gonna leave us out of it? We've already got fkn deep fried curly wurly tourist shite to deal with; we don't need any Eldritch foods coming up the M8.

On the double fade with a joint and blue Buzz Ball and singing along to Garfunkel and Oates.

Good way to cleanse the week.

The spirits of The Blue Lagoon haven't passed over yet.

‘Kabob’ does it too me too.

I get to study ideomotor effects, Intentional Abort Protocols, drug based responses, a little bit of theoretical physics... and maybe the keys to the future.

Think I'm going to turn this into a little bit of experimental fringe science.

I have theories regarding the perpetuity of energy and entropy and want to try some isolated use to see what comes out of it.

If all else fails I have some nice copper tent pegs.

No idea why... so I'll blame TikTok.

According to an email I just received... drunk me bought some copper dowsing rods at the weekend and they've been dispatched.

The ambulance thing was Hasbara.

You can ignore it and move on.

Hadn't watched it again since the first time and the sequel trailer made me want to.

It's like Happy Death Day... genuinely funny and camp 00s horror with a fun enough premise executed really well.

It's the kind of movie I'd applaud at Cannes.

Ready or Not really is a fucking fantastic film that ticks so many boxes.