Saw this and immediately tried to come up with an ER joke but they beat me to it in the same scene man

Do I even need to say it?

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Linus Sandgreen when you ask him what movie he shot after Don’t Look Up

Every time Lea Seydoux is on screen in these Bond movies, the only thing on my mind is “fuck, I miss Death Stranding”

Christopher Waltz hits this in the third act of Spectre

HE SHOULD HAVE HELD THE CAT

Crazy choice in Spectre is that Christopher Waltz has “This is Ernst Blofeld from the old Bond movies. Yes, the one with the cat” written in all caps across his forehead and they still give him some bullshit name and play the namedrop like a big reveal. They even surf dracula the scar!

Mogged

Also the ending lmao

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The Aston Martin reveal in Skyfall

Norman Reedus in character when someone asks him what he does in Death Stranding

Hope he’s doing alright

I miss Ethan Hunt

Casting an Eastern European woman as a Bolivian and giving her a tan so “she fits the part” is so crazy (even for 2000s standards) I’m starting to think it stops being offensive, and that’s at the bottom of what’s wrong with this movie

Watched Quantum of Solace last night. Baffling.

I have no idea of why this video is in Portuguese and don’t want to look for another one so

Dom João

I’m sorry, WHO is developing it?

That’s because it’s actually coming out this summer

Don Jon

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Bryan Cranston

They are surprisingly good and sweet but the one thing that has stuck with me is the shock of the realization that the guy that punches Dana in The Pitt was in military school with Francis

These Malcolm in the Middle episodes

Can someone get me a Greninjite

I’ll gladly admit I was wrong if it is the case, but this feels like Langdon is the Pittfest shooter Redux (he did do that one tho)

I do not believe this “Langdon stole Whitaker’s badge” thing at all. That did not happen

I’m starting to consider buying one of these games for the first time since Sun & Moon for this bro I have to change something