every day is 420 when shortstack is in town

time for another fuckin week

mine came in a little baggie perfect driving snack

the best snack you’ll ever have is regional chip brand party mix

bag of combos $4.50 lmao dying empire

heading over to the other side of the state to help my buddy with his flooded basement going to blast stratovarius the whole way

remember m dot r

amid stiff competition stratovarius is probably the dorkiest metal band and they fuckin rip

man everyone plays that fucking MGMT song when they want to indicate in a movie or TV show that it's late 2000s/early 2010s and that is absolutely the most expedient move, i can't lie

everything’s a fuckin nuisance man

it’s humid dawg

there’s a lake at the top of the world where the great sturgeon swims

me and the boys are smokin herbs you never heard of in non-euclidean hookahs

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

just heard a dude in a button up shirt say the words “sixteen open action items” to a gas station employee and i swear to god

time for another fuckin week

tribbles went extinct

took an edible and i’m going to see lion king the musical

told the mrs the china rose tea i got was a little sweet and she said it was probably my “lebanese rose water blood”

they really tried to give us a new bill clinton huh

me and the boys are building a big raft and we’re going to find where the sun comes from

love going to the vietnamese grocery man

the eleventh crusade will be for dc

took the mrs out for sushi and brought a piece of salmon home for the cat

religious views: everyone is an apostate except for me

at least they used alt text with their bad joke

um excuse me ☝️ 🤓

think about how much energy we could save if nobody worked past lunch

i’m a lapsed lutheran so i’m more qualified than most to critique a new pope

the catholics are going to do Yet Another Schism this time over american conservatism and it’s going to be hilarious