Krypto vs Dex-Starr

The edible gravel in my neighbor's driveway tastes awful. He keeps telling me "stop eating that, it's not edible". What kind of edible gravel isn't edible?

I think that usually means you need to renew your domain

It didn't take long listening to Insert Credit to realize this Jaffe guy is really good at his job! When I saw your posts when I joined Bluesky I knew I would be in for a good follow and I was right

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

Door hanger. GOOD MORNING THAT ISN'T BLOOD ON THE BEDSHEETS, I DROPPED A PORK CHOP ON THE BED... THE INCIDENT ITSELF REALLY SUMS UP WHO I AM AS A PERSON. REGARDS-DYLAN WILSON

Still makes me laugh.

You were too close to dramatically fly out clearly

Now that's friendship!

"Welcome to Ohio home of the" goes hard

that's two pieces, you fucking idiot

Huge mood. Usually there's maybe one or two pieces of interesting critique in those experiences that is rarely worth the psychic friction

This is my favorite article I've read since Caity wrote about finding the end of TGI Fridays endless appetizers. Her work inspires me to write words good and make people laugh about cartoonish bureaucracy

If you make the DM groan you win!

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

Who's your favorite wizard in comics?

If you're cold, groundwater is cold. Let it inside your basement

Given I'm on session 3 of The Wildsea this week, I look forward to seeing what game my table will be playing in two years!

A lot of people don't realise this but you can throw a large bowl of hummus into a ceiling fan if you're not getting enough attention

(Feeding a slice of bread into the toaster) Eat up little one (Grabbing the bread after it pops back up) Ungrateful beast, no dessert for you

I love how much you can see board game design roots too in so many of them like Bug Hunt and House Party! They put a whole-ass JRPG in there that feels like an actual old, mean JRPG! Incredible stuff!

why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles

UFO 50 is so fucking good dude! 1v1 me in Waldorf's Journey and neither of us will learn anything about our skill and instead we'll just be keeled over with laughter

You gotta use every part of the Doodle Bear, in order to pay your respects.

damn bro my bouche is amused as fuck rn

Man, that shit sucks

I'm always so much more interested in hearing about games people liked. That means I find out about a game I also might like. It feels so basic but I basically only play games off of word of mouth these days so I need a steady supply of folks glazing shit they love!

time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad

Thinking about Local Hero (1983) and its beautiful portrait of community again

This was exactly why I started my STA campaign. My group had an incredible 23 sessions together and still chat about Trek on a daily basis to this day. I love that crew and what we created so much!