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Posts by Rantasmo

I was there for the rise of the internet and smart phones, and they absolutely sold themselves. People took one look and got excited. There was no point, years into the smart phone, where companies were having to be like "you may not like the iPhone but it's here to stay so get used to it"

2 days ago 530 137 5 8

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

4 days ago 6319 1267 102 75

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

2 weeks ago 4528 979 3 33

do we honestly have no way of ending a presidency for posting “a whole civilization will die tonight”

1 week ago 2124 515 2 37

forcing children to use the lying plagiarism machine is unironically a system specifically designed to create a generation of americans that is even more ignorant than the last.

2 weeks ago 63 15 1 0
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1 month ago 10 2 0 1

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

1 month ago 6999 3164 70 48

So you're telling me someone convinced a bunch of people to make computers solve math problems so difficult that it's destroying the planet's water supply...

1 year ago 44 4 0 0

I'm pretty positive on adulthood cause I get to say things from Batman: The Animated Series like "I have a fundraiser to attend" "The Council votes on that tomorrow" and "Oh no! The Riddler!"

2 months ago 259 43 0 0
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this is very much not the core of the issue. we tolerate all sorts of biological advantages and disadvantages in sports. the real fundamental question here is: why is this one different than the others?

3 months ago 1777 275 57 15

This game is great if you like sitcoms and hate fascism! And it’s free!

3 months ago 16 5 0 0

Yeah, Daniel was the only one I expressed romantic interest in

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

@stefangagne.com Really enjoyed the new game! Found one bug: Daniel was my love interest but graphically it showed Cat as the one dancing with Juno at the end

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There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.

This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.

A thread on how to do that 🧵

3 months ago 5656 4235 320 467

"Every journalist and politician paying for a blue check mark on X is funding the sexual abuse of children and non-consensual porn of adult women."

3 months ago 127 46 0 0

banning X is a national security issue for every country, plain and simple

its explicit goal is to amplify and empower the largest Nazi-adjacent party in every country in which it operates

it is also the largest deepfake porn generator in the world

this is not a difficult call to make

3 months ago 5276 1825 26 43

Democrats should run on the fact that their opposition is literally killing Americans and destroying the country.

It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day.

They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy

3 months ago 3873 996 89 58
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I don't care if she didn't follow directions; I don't care if she was disrespectful; I don't care if she was noncompliant; I don't care if she spit in his face, called him ugly, and smacked his mom - "immediate execution by the state" was not warranted; jfc, this isn't complicated.

3 months ago 1955 566 13 9

Horrifying film, Juliet from Lost is very clearly under duress at the end. Molly Shannon is perfect as always.

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Watched Santa Clause 2 for the first time and I for one would rather allow the magic of Christmas to disappear forever than marry Tim Allen

3 months ago 115 33 4 0
I made a game about secret government wizards!
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8 months ago 31 8 0 1
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

4 months ago 6318 1435 97 98

How am I gonna be an Optimus about this

4 months ago 6 0 0 0

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

4 months ago 11808 3843 53 33
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4 months ago 41 16 1 1

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

4 months ago 12421 2368 238 144

I just kind of think all these people should, after a fair trial in which they are zealously represented before a jury of their peers, be eaten

5 months ago 1792 208 36 19
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5 months ago 22 2 0 0
90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

5 months ago 3975 1842 17 22

at this point, i’d be happy just applying a single slurp juice to my remaining ape

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