Most of contributions at work are incredibly feminine. I’m like “ok but what if we made it FUN??”

Anyway men are ovulating 24/7 and I cannot keep up!!

Working in a male-dominated environment helps me understand why womens cycles naturally sync. Can you imagine half the trip ovulating and half the tribe pmsing at the same time???

Having a tiny little crush is the best drug known to man.

As soon as I began to understand (even to a limited degree) that this is G-d’s world I began to lose weight, immediately. At this very moment I am wearing my hockey uniform from the sixth grade.

Your almost done with your metamorphosis into a bartender

Someone once told me that being Irish isn’t an excuse for being loud. I would just like to say, for the record, it absolutely is.

It’s like I’m walking into 100s of conversations that I’m not a part of and have no context for.

Ok I’m ngl reading posts on here makes my head hurt.

Feel like I should apologize to my neighbors for playing “Stumblin In” by Chris Norman and Suzi Quatro (2017 Remaster) on repeat for like a week now.

Plz make sure you’re being inclusive to everyone! Including the blind, deaf, non-verbal, and bartenders!

Nothing makes you feel like a dumb dumb insignificant piece of shit quite like going to the doctor.

You guys are just sucking from the teat of twitter aren’t you? Just posting a screenshot of your account to get some of those sweet sweet cross-channel followers. Not me. I’m rawdogging this shit.