Good

Is that something you catch from an undercooked burger?

I am the Martin Peters of political commentary. But only my sister knows this

We won't like him

Of any meeting.

There is no cat word for sorry

Wait until they find out about GCSE French

I quite like it. I feel I know what she means.

And 'chopped' because also otherwise

Having watched my son and his friends progress from 16 to 21 modern dating looks a lot like 70s dating with a lot more sex. Perhaps it's men who read the Economist?

It's not cowardice, it's racism.

Then we should let it die

Starmer is doing more to bring about a Reform government than anyone except Farage.

I guess there's a shortage of Stalinist dictators

He has a Trump hard on. Straight out of Air Force 1 that.

Who would you like next? Streeting looks well dodgy. Ange might be fun?

Can't imagine Starmer fingering any one.

A Mosquito might be a handy upgrade

Meanwhile Trump tells the UK he might change the deal. Cash up front I think.

The four state solution coming soon: Jerusalem; Tripoli; Antioch; Odessa (are you sure about that one Pete?)

And wheelbarrows?

Not often I salivate with Mason. Strange days indeed.

The word "convincing" is taking legal advice over its use here.

Mate's rates.

Seb's just a creep. End of.

Doesn't work well for cricket🤷

Too long but topically it involved someone not realising that I do know the difference between mushy peas and guacamole.

Wait until they throw the ball on😉

On the other hand Starmer is "furious" , it's "staggering" . Ducks all over the park Reggie.

The crab is loving it