He texted to confirm delivery instructions and is in route. I’m very hopeful. This might be a success

His reviews say he has shopped 1347 orders at Publix and has a 94% rating. Will he prove me wrong… or will he be like every other male shopper. Stay tuned

Currently working through an issue with a BOGO. There is a substitution requested. He made his own substitution instead…. 1 item left from the same section he has already shopped.. I’m watching him like a hawk

Update. We have 8 items left. One being the most important. He’s substituted 2 items and refunded one. I’m shaking in my boots

Please pray for me. My Instacart shopper is a man. And I really need everything to be right with my order 😭🙏🏾

I couldn’t imagine feeding a family of 5 fast food. On the low end its $60 for one bs meal. I’d have the whole family starving

When it dawned on me that the room probably stinks bc she’s half yt and it’s probably that wet puppy dog smell, I’ve never been able to look at her the same.

This yt dude just asked me if I have an only fans…. Ion even look like an only fans kinda girl 😵‍💫

I’ll go! With a warm plate in hand ☺️

“If they’ll do it to you on your birthday, they’ll do it to you on your worse day”

I think it’s so hilarious when my friends tell other ppl stuff I told them bar for bar like they came up with it themselves 🥹

I’ve given myself permission to speak on all the ways 30 has changed me, like I’m the first person to ever be 30😂

After a long day of arguing with Qatar Airways

Sitting here plotting how im gonna give my chocolate birthday to the kids on the beach outside the adults only resort.

Side Note. I hate Kids and Chocolate Cake. I have no clue how we got here

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If finally 30!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

I’m impressed

I jumped in the Indian Ocean and my makeup stayed on

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When I tell you everybody telling me I deserve an amazing birthday, believing while living it is a beautiful experience

Yt ppl gotta stop doing blow 😂😂😂

I’ve already decided ima be one of those old ladies in the club at 50 showing my whole ass

Bc one thing about it come Monday. Ima be back at that job. I got the money to spend, And I gotta show the young folks how it was done.

Listen. I’m not responsible for what happens if they start playin my anthem.

Hmmmmmm.

Strawberries have just become a wack as fruit

I wanna get a Moroccan Bath… but these spots give sex workers. I’m scared

As a barback turned bartender. Barbacks please know your place. Don’t find yourself in britches too big for you.

Okay. I’ll keep an eye out for it

Heyyy honey! I’m doing well. I miss you too. Let me know when we’re starting the book club back up!

If you have any doubts about flying right now. Just don’t. This shit is absolutely ridiculous

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ARIES SEASON, GET INTO IT!!!

I need to stumble across a really juicy 90 part TikTok that has all the videos linked and posted ASAP. It’s been a minute