Think this might be the winter I start wearing a Peaky Blinders flat cap, but backwards the way some people wear a beret backwards.

Sorry Cottee’s Zero Sugar Coola Lime Flavour, I was not familiar with your game

None of my business. Won’t be looking upwards for a while.

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Some absolute classic names of geological periods at the top of this list. Good times, good memories. Quality really tapers off around the 298 million years ago point though. Sad.

Fan: Wow! Can I have a photo?

Bob Dylan: Sure

Fan: Are you going to take that towel off your head?

Bob Dylan:

Felt very seen by Ridley Scott's film 'Napoleon'

In many ways the title character - "Napoleon" - is just like me

Don’t really feel the need to see Barbie or Oppenheimer because I’ve already seen the film that distills the best elements of both: Robin Williams’ Toys (1992)

Paying my respects to the giant robot statues at Thai Potong restaurant in Newtown, a cultural wonder that will someday be ranked with the Parthenon Marbles

What the hell did Eddie do to my table? These tables are how I buy my house!

Sorry to humblebrag but if I was ever to wield the terrible power of the dial of destiny from the latest Indiana Jones I would use it sensibly and not for evil/nazi purposes

Remembering each of those rhymes can be your Arya Stark name list

What part of the human brain governs behavior like waking up at 6am and suddenly remembering that time four years ago when a farmer beheaded a rare ooshie on national television

Sorry comedy writers - you got this one wrong. A hat on a hat is WAY funnier than a hat

The Best Concerts of the Year (So Far) Variety spotlights great concerts from 2023's first half, including Taylor Swift, Joni Mitchell with Brandi Carlile, SZA, Neil Young and Boygenius.

Terrible list! The omission of the coruscating set from the Incubus cover band “Coverdrive” that I heard emanating from my local pub a few weeks ago will not be forgotten

https://variety.com/lists/best-concerts-2023/

Lets just all keep migrating to a different attempt at new Twitter every few days for the rest of our lives

Phew, threads sucks, lets move on

Do you reckon when Hippolyta from A Midsummer Night's Dream showed up a few years later in The Two Noble Kinsman fans of the SCU whooped and hollered like when Daredevil showed up in Spiderman or whatever...?

A lot of people think the biggest issue dividing Stephen A Douglas and Abraham Lincoln in their famous 1858 debates was slavery, but really it was that they were two guys who were both weird-looking but in different and non-complimentary ways

piss

ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm making a fresh start on BlueSky

Unlike on Twitter where I was known for my middling tweets that did average numbers, I pledge that every single skeet here will be a finely-hewn gem - each with a drop of pathos, a drop of humour, a drop of wisdom and maybe a little drop of sunshine

"Forget it Jake, it's Steakville District"

I didn’t know! Why didn’t anyone tell me about this?

Absolutely criminal that Tim Blake Nelson is out there in the world and many, if not most, film and TV makers are somehow choosing not to cast him in their stuff