the Dems are writing strongly worded emails you can’t even conceptualize right now

The sexual tension between me and the gay pharm tech getting my PrEP…

It’s a holiday…

First warm day of the year + espresso martini + Zyn + Divvy e-bike

Living in Chicago is so silly cause you can be out at a bar and just see Utica

I didn’t know for sure if my new doctor was gay until he told me I HAD to stop using Burt’s Bees immediately and switch to Aquaphor

Wicked getting nominated for Best ORIGINAL Score but not Challengers?????

Devon, the Bagel Boy

Screamed the Lady Gaga part of Shallow at Lan’s and wont be able to speak tomorrow

bump tickets linked below I wonder what alien you’ll see there hmmm see u this Saturday for bump where I am booked to serve a look and be there

RuPaul in a Sleep No More mask….

Starting the year off right by accidentally charging my corporate card for Taco Bell on DoorDash

Three times last week my straight brother and I realized we were wearing the same article of clothing…. We can coexist

Mental breakdown loading (going home for the holidays)

you, but wearing a cowboy hat.

This is the only one in my phone

Anxiously waiting for the year that I’m not ashamed of my Spotify Wrapped

BRAT December

Simple is Best stuffing???

PS5 Black Friday deals 👀

Incessantly talking about it has already motivated two coworkers to see Wicked

Bowen Yang having more lines than Nessarose…

Absolutely regretting the face paint but the movie made me cry

The alt text ☠️

First date actually went well

Accidentally went out for 11 hours and karaoked the Cha Cha Slide at Trader Todd’s

I… don’t believe you

Mentally preparing for 40,000 Ohio State fans being blocks away from my apartment

Ex’s mom asked me to give a speech at his birthday dinner tonight