Iran Strategy.

Clear out all their bases.

Let Americans blow up already blown up bases.

Wait.

Tax AI.

Someone should put up a bill.

If a President goes to war without Congress approval they are not allowed to go golfing until the war is stopped.

I want to see who votes against it.

Do you think Epstein left Israel before the attacks started?

First time the Congressional Medal of Honor was presented by a stripper from Slovakia. Congratulations

What happens first. AI becomes self aware or Republicans become self aware?

Has anyone from Congress questioned ICE agent qualifications or training?

Maybe that should be something we look into, who are these agents that we are putting out there?

Breaking: Gang of masked men carrying guns, try to abduct woman from her car. Then murder her as she tries to flee to safety.

#minneapolis
#minnesota
#ice

I vote Democrat 95% of the time.

If Denmark wants to sell Iceland I am all for the US buying it.

Sometimes people are afraid of Trump doing something good and will twist themselves into being against something.

To be clear, I am against taking Iceland by any means of force or threats.

The US is about to drink Venezuelas milkshake.

#therewillbeblood
#steal
#oil

As people worry more and more about retirement money, here is a tip for 2026.

If you start today and deposit $1 million a week into a Roth IRA, by the end of the year you should have around $52 million.

Which Stranger Things actor will be the star in the next Transformers movie.

#finale

I think at the beginning of the year everyone should get a list of all government spending. We get to write in what percentage of our taxes goes to each program.

ICE - 0%
Military - 10%
Education - 40%
Social Services 30%
Israel - 0%
Infrastructure - 20%
New Ballroom - 0%
Saudi Jet - 0%

When I was in High School I wrote a story that involved a fictional HS team called the River City Beavers. The teacher took off points because the team name "Beavers" was not realistic and too comedish.

True story.

Fucking Oregon St Beavers is a college team.

Did anyone else instantly think that Trump's proposed Hunger Games is just a ploy for him to get close to female teens and their dressing room?

What are the odds that all the athletes in Trump's Hunger Games will be white?

The elimination of federal income taxes would be a step in the right direction of getting the rich to pay their share.

I don't have all the answers, but why should the guy making $40k/year pay income tax when a billionaire pays himself $1/year so he doesn't have to pay income tax.

You have to bet your life savings, who you taking?

Mark Kelly or Donald Trump?

Blue sky has turned into Left Wing Twitter where big account dominate.

They steal ideas from small accounts, repost the ideas as their own and get thousands of interactions.

Billionaires don't have income to tax, so tax their purchases.

Yachts, Jets, mansions, land, watches, jewelry...

If the value is over a certain amount, tax the shit out of it.

A federal sales tax.

Putin came through!

This reminds me of the Jim Gaffigan joke about a bear attack. You are supposed to lay down in the fetal position if a bear is coming at you. The punchline is "who came up with this idea, the Bears?"

You read what a 50 year mortgage means and you have to ask, who came up with this idea, the banks?

We wouldn't need the Epstein files if we just believed the victims

I have watched enough movies to know the people in these boats that Trump is murdering are not drug smugglers.

They are people who's familys are being threatened if they don't drive the boat.

You know who I blame for the Government shutdown?

The Government.

The only person with lower ratings than Jimmy Kimmel is Donald Trump

If it hasn't already been done, can we make this into a meme template?

Ted Cruz makes things so easy.

Bribes are taxable.

@gtconway.bsky.social

Bribes are taxable... Just saying

I am pretty sure bribes are taxable. Just saying