Phillip Rivers is the QB suburban Indianapolis deserves.

Full disclosure: This dinner was created with the use of generative AI.

So glad we’re burning down rainforests and drying up lakes to help total losers masturbate in an entirely new way

Pete Hegseth's white nationalist tattoos.

Would like to report some gang tattoos.

I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

In a BLT the L stands for Laser

Due to some editorial changes at the River Side Casino employee newsletter, we are now only publishing 12 pages of old Dilbert comics

"No foul play" means you gotta assume Gene's wife was cool w/ it all. OK. But I better find out the dog was 18 and had stage 4 cancer.

Just earnestly said, "We're canceling our trip to El Salvador."

now the move here is to avoid the pre-marinated arrachera, get some outside skirt, and give it a rub bout 30 min before you put it on. but first, veggies and quesadillas. or, as they call them in cdmx, quesadillas con queso.

Trump and Allies Default to Racist Explanation of Deadly Air Collision President Trump blamed diverse hiring policies for a deadly mid-air collision between a commercial jet and an Army helicopter that killed 67 people

Very happy with the way @rollingstone.com and my boy @milesklee.bsky.social played this headline!

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Pedro Zamora chose to keep being filmed while sick to mainstream HIV/AIDS. Pres Clinton called him near the end and asked if he needed anything. Pedro: "Can u reunite 20k Cubans w/ their families." Done.

With Sean Duffy in the news, going over old Real World seasons with my coworker, and she just mentioned "that season with Puck." Biiiiiitch, that is not the one.

Language matters.

Trump’s immigration policy is not targeting criminals, it is racial profiling.

Guantanamo will not be a detention facility, it will be a concentration camp.

Migrants will not be detained, people will be interned.

Mainstream media will get this wrong. We need to get it right.

*trying to fall asleep

My brain: what if Erica Badu named her son Yabada..

But the rivers and the lakes I'm used to are lame.

(tough to get a clear shot w/o anyone posing, but I like how it shows scale. Valle de Bravo)

Opened Twitter.

"The Left cheer on UnitedHealthcare CEO killing because he was a white man. If it were a black woman things would be different."

Closed Twitter.

He Said He Wanted a 'Lawyer[,] Dog'; The Court Ruled That Was Too Vague The Louisiana Supreme Court denied an appeal by a defendant claiming police ignored his request for a lawyer.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
reason.com/2017/10/30/h...

Men who think about the Roman Empire are actually just pining for the Spanish Empire.

Don't test me, mfer!

lol

Don't ask me for CDMX food recs if you don't wanna hear city's 2nd best marg is at the airport Chili's.

DNA

I too am 16% Supermutt