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Posts by Samwise

You’re a real keeper. Love you, gorgeous. 😘

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A great dog, a fantastic beer, lovely friends, and… you 😘♥️

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Saw Transmission Beta at Circa last night. Magnificent. Challenging. Fantastic cast.

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In typical Wellington fashion it is rather overcast ☹️

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They did! Chased down 282 and only lost two wickets. Sublime.

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Held their catches, then batted brilliantly. 👏🏼

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I’ve been laid low with strep throat this week, which means no smooches.
Bell and I are now acutely aware of how often we kiss 😂

The pain is real.

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National Leader Christopher Luxon pre-election interview: Tax, criticism, coalitions -Newshub Nation
National Leader Christopher Luxon pre-election interview: Tax, criticism, coalitions -Newshub Nation National Party Leader Christopher Luxon's extended pre-election interview ahead of New Zealand's general election. Rebecca Wright asks him about National's f...

Phenomenal interview by Rebecca Wright, who absolutely roasts Luxon’s financial chestnuts until they pop. Stand clear of the fireplace! 🌰🔥🤯

Boy, that circular, hollow, details-free insistence on knowing numbers, having the best numbers, etc, is something else. #nzpol www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCr...

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Moody sky with rather rare mammatus clouds!

Moody sky with rather rare mammatus clouds!

Mammatus clouds!

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My only beef is it took this long.

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A crouching fellow stares into the camera. His left eyebrow is cocked. For some reason a pigeon is standing on his outstretched hand. It’s all very strange.

A crouching fellow stares into the camera. His left eyebrow is cocked. For some reason a pigeon is standing on his outstretched hand. It’s all very strange.

Post a bird to celebrate 1 million Bluesky users.

2009 was a dark and confusing time 😵‍💫

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I had two fully clothed on top of bed naps in the sun this weekend.

It was glorious.

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Reflection of palms in a pool, heading towards dusk.

Reflection of palms in a pool, heading towards dusk.

Something blue from my photo gallery

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Sony’s egregious new pricing for Playstation Plus Extra… $223.95 for 12 months.

Sony’s egregious new pricing for Playstation Plus Extra… $223.95 for 12 months.

WTAF‽ Given I’m currently NOT playing Starfield (Fallout in space) on my PS5 I ask you, what is the point!‽

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Stone cold hot babe that is bellofthebird behind a Violent Beauregard (Ruby), a Death in the Afternoon (gold), and the filthiest, I just fucked a priest, Martini (front).

Stone cold hot babe that is bellofthebird behind a Violent Beauregard (Ruby), a Death in the Afternoon (gold), and the filthiest, I just fucked a priest, Martini (front).

Crumpet! Where buttery nights begin and end.

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Nature really flicked the spring switch in Pōneke, huh? Frickin gorgeous day! All the tui and lawn mowers are popping off!

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Damn I miss living on the farm.

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The asthmatic in me is having a moment 😵‍💫

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Saaaame. Surprised to not discover you on our couch!

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The roundest of birds!

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Two women in front of a 'Get NZ Back on Track' billboard pointing and yelling at a cat on a fence

Two women in front of a 'Get NZ Back on Track' billboard pointing and yelling at a cat on a fence

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At a dogs birthday party in a bar on a Monday. Questioning everything right now. 😂

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renaming my clothes dryer & now it’s a clothes microwave. this pleases me more than calling the hall cupboard the towel pantry.

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Boom, crash, bang! That was some wicked thunder and lightning in the wee small hours 🌩️

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No lies detected!

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Post Malone: Tiny Desk Concert
Post Malone: Tiny Desk Concert Stephen Thompson | August 15, 2023The Tiny Desk has hosted plenty of major pop, rock and hip-hop stars in its 15-plus years, but you'd be hard-pressed to fin...

Freshly dropped - https://youtu.be/oCcks-fwq2c

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Oh. Not baby cows. CALVES! And sent to a teacher no less. I am so sorry for my grammar crimes.

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My friend, I had my first massage at 45 and my only regret is I waited this long for someone to do that thing to my calf’s. There are other amazing areas, but bugger me if the calf’s don’t sing angelic for hours afterwards.

Find you someone who will do the thing to your calf’s!

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I walked into that massage an unbelievable ball of stress. Walked out a new human. ♥️

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After 150-year absence the cry of the kiwi reaches Karori in Wellington The rare sound of kiwi calling is returning to western Wellington suburbs after 150 years.

More good native bird news!

After 150-year absence the cry of the kiwi reaches Karori in Wellington www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/495507/aft... ♥️

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