Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Wait… you were friends with Superman this whole time and you never introduced us?

The Death Of The Music Video-to-Cinema Pipeline (Season Premiere) YouTube video by Patrick (H) Willems

The Rise And Fall Of Music Videos

the start of our new season, one of my favorite things we've ever made, now out on YouTube

youtu.be/pQB2mvUvROw

Our Coolest Directors Used To Come From Music Videos. What Happened? (Season Premiere) YouTube video by Patrick (H) Willems

This is maybe my favorite video @patrickhwillems.bsky.social has made and it's not even the one I helped make
youtu.be/pQB2mvUvROw?...

Well, that makes two perfect seasons in a row for The Pitt. Loved every single episode!

HOTTING, HOLLERING, etc

Makes sense. Albania is the NY of the Balkan peninsula.

We Regret To Inform You That It Is Jafar We have some unfortunate news. It is Jafar, and we apologize.

clickhole.com/we-regret-to...

Still the best video on the channel. It’s just a cut above, man.

Hopefully I can reach a human at @distrokid.com
Parody is fair use and I never use samples.

I am a big fan of both, and yes. This is something that is happening more and more to musicians as this work of identifying samples like this is offloaded to garbage AI.

Have you ever reverse engineered a track so well for a parody that youtube and your music distributor both flag it for illegal use of samples? Once again, I am a victim of my own success.

it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul

Patrick (H) Willems — What The Death Of Music Videos Meant For Movies (Season Premiere) We used to get some of our coolest directors from music videos. What happened?

The season premiere is out now. The new era of the show. Maybe the best video we’ve ever made?????

nebula.tv/videos/patri...

Is there a chance the track could bend?

You shoulda heard me just around midnight

Can’t argue with that

Have you ever been so hungry that you just absentmindedly google “pizza”?

It rules

Project Hail Mary is one of those movies that I know I’m going to come back to time and time again. It’s really special.

Damn, had I high hopes for this one.

Just a straightforward tale about a man that hates an animal.

Best score moment of the year: One Battle After Another when the piano quoted the Wicked Witch theme from The Wizard of Oz when the police appeared

Why are there so many synthesizer instructional videos that look like they're filmed in the style of that scene in the Dark Knight when the Jokes tortures that Batman impersonator?

Key art for "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" on Dropout shows its title along with its three principal puppet characters in picture frames.

one of my all-time favorite weird and wonderful shows - DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED - is now on dropout!

full web series now; TV series (which less people have seen) over the course of the next few months. big thanks to blink industries, becky, and joe for their faith in us.

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

-Finding Nemo
-Remember the Titans
-Cool Runnings
-Hercules (en Español)
-Lorenzo’s Oil

Sit on it (backwards), Fonzie

Very unlikely I would have watched this unless they Streisanded themselves. Oops!