They challenged everything and found out lawyers don't work for free.

Always remember when I met my first judge and said, 'I don't know how to address you, so I'll ask the important questions: how do you like your tea, brown, red or your bacon roll?'

They asked to use the fruit market but they declined

You'll never find a vet on a bus.

I only add 1 teaspoon for a 2lb loaf that's all you need max

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

Mardi, you mean Carling

A picture of a teddy bear with a bow tie, holding out an ice cream cone to a smaller dog. The teddy bear says to the dog, "I have learned to give, not because I have too much, but because I have known the feeling of NOT having."

I may be old, and I may be poor, but this is me. Always give, even if it's just a little bit of kindness.

Rescued this little fella yesterday

Doing the Lord's work.

He's a twat.

I rode a donkey on weston seafront once it didn't make the news.

How can they afford to eat?

Nah ya alright

Dyson owns huge amounts of farmland in your constituency

Religion brings nothing but trouble.

He's the reason I listen to Radio 4 in the morning.

The drop shippers won't be happy.

She got it spit on

Slimming world went once toxic AF

Nah you can still be a working class like me and not believe reform PLC's bollocks.

My ex left me with 3 cats and a young daughter don't be so sure.

Slugs voting for salt 🧂

I wouldn't even say it's the working class, I've met many well off folk who believe reform PLC's horsesh*t.

So many idiots do sadly,most are as thick as mince.