i wanna see all colors, genders and ages of mall santa to know we have reached true equality, Until I sit on a 5 year old asian mall santa’s lap I will fight for equality

The employee who ratted out my man luigi

Enron ceo is hot

Google is back!!! Go back to ur shit

Yahoo on the up and after the google crash

Trump did it, he bought down google

WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOGLE? Is google down

Can someone break my heart so im funny again

Im in college, I don’t understand how some of classmates do it. They are so driven to do well in school while juggling full time classes or they go homeless + own cars cause it basically impossible to work, commute to class and have enough time to study if you are on a bus for 3 hours/day.

When did we as a society decide college assignments are a thing whilst forcing students to work full time or go homeless

WHY DO U LIVE IN WASHINGTON STATE, reap the liberal benefits then talk shit about us being liberal.

If you hate it so bad, go to texas lol. Im sure they would love to take away your healthcare and pay you $11/ hour whilst jailling u for smoking weed

As a indian girlie, big year for indians. Either it was the president or the vice-president’s wife. Yall can suck it lol

As a business student all ive learnt is that we are fucked

Politics is just vibes, and rn it is all bad vibes

no more storage to update my iphone, LIKE U ARE TELLING ME WE KEEP THE PREVIOUS UPDATE?? Like what am i supposed to do??????

Went out for lunch with my coworkers and got hit on by a old man at the grocery store.

Thanks for confirming the creepy guy stories I tell my coworkers. They know im a real one now

Why die when you can drug urself into oblivion

You didnt grow up with the crippling anxiety of not giving a fuck about the future but all wanting to own a bmw m5 and i can tell

You just mad that Indians are just as racist as you. All the slurs yall use? My dad been using them on me since I was a baby lmfaooo

yall can be racist against brown ppl all u want, just rmber than your vice president has half indian babies and they are gonna defund your healthcare and I will laugh cause I am on my mom’s healthcare

Guys if canada becomes the 51st state I call dibs on justin trudue

I wanna have a baby, but dont put a baby in me

Got my blood work done, everything is normal and healthy. Guess I dont drink enough on the weekend I can afford to fuck around somemore

Guys am I based for jacking off to hasanbi streams

Do republicans realise that the police force is a socialist organization? It is paid for by the ppl for the ppl (arguable lol), they wanna fund the police, republicans are socialists confirmed

If anyone wants to do this lmk so i can just a life insurance policy under ur name, thanks!

Im sorry you had to go into the bathroom after I took a massive shit

Wtf you mean the therapist i had my initial screening with is a floater??? I HAVE RESHARE MY TRAUMA

Petition to abolish ACA and make zoomcare mandatory for everyone

My favorite bathroom to use in kirkland was the private ones in the urban plaza. Decided to take post smoke shit there and they are LOCKED UP NOW?? Had to go to the QFC bathroom like a peasant