i hope you know that genuinely, from the bottom of my heart and soul, i do hate you, personally, and hope you fail in all your personal and professional aspirations. may your portfolio and home burn.
fututus et mori in igni
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my father bought me a car and i left it on the side of the road. that’s evil money i don’t want it. fuck you dave!!!
having spent my entire life saying that my hometown of Silicon Valley is the heart of all evil and should be nuked off the face of the Earth, told ya so!!!
going to tell my kid this was The Gorillaz
i doordashed cheesecake factory and i’m watching a great netflix documentary and im smoking weed and who could ever ask for more
two lizards in estrus against a wood railing
scroggin
chimps will kill and eat other chimps who hoard resources
as a kid i had repeating nightmares about orcas coordinating attacks against research boats, before they had ever happened
Question 33. A 22-year-old gang member is brought to an urban ED with a gunshot wound to his arm. Primary survey of the patient is intact, but a handgun is found in the patient’s clothes. Which of the following is the most appropriate action by the physician at this time? A. Check to see if the gun is loaded. B. Fire the gun into the floor to discharge the ammunition. C. Place the gun away from care providers and notify local law enforcement. D. Hold the gun personally so no one can take it. E. Use the gun to attack rival gang members in retribution.
what do u guys think
Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????
hyenas too
i’m eating a corn dog and smoking weed
AYOOOOO!!!!
Checking in on the status of the U.S. government:
I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine
i’d rather DIE than go back to Branson, Missouri
Branson, Missouri is hell on Earth
i’m sorry but threads is way better than bluesky. don’t complain to me about meta when jay is a freak lol
sorry, can't. I'm busy turning a barely noticeable pimple into a full-on wound.
happy autism acceptance month i’m pretty sure every single employee at our store is on the spectrum including our manager lmao
hey what is it about me, personally, that is attracting so many crackheads?
drove past a school shooting as it was happening yesterday. triggered a lot of ptsd symptoms from when i was a bystander of a mass shooting as a teenager. i was 13. the same age as the shooter who is now in jail for second degree murder.
boss to a human employee when they make a mistake: you're fired
boss to a computer when it makes a mistake: you are a delicate flower capable of love
vertical image of a still retention basin and sunlit sky. the sky is split starkly down the middle, clear on the left, gray clouds on the right, sun at the center. the cloud line is reflected perfectly on the basin surface below the horizon. photo by Lindsay Schiel NEORSD
not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock.
straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.
a gargoyle strapped into the backseat of a car
don’t talk to me or my son ever again!
What about people that think it's just plain wrong: God made men and God made women and there shouldn't be any gender fluidity? Well, God's not real. And I am.
scotus hasn’t been real or legitimate since obama was blocked from naming a judge
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My mom is quick to point out that “It’s what everyone was telling me to do!” but I think she can’t accept that the people telling her this probably had a financial incentive to do so.
Happened to my sister and now as an adult she is a violent alcoholic & drug addict and truly the cruelest person I’ve ever known. They came and took her in the middle of the night without warning, she has basically no high school education.
