It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Imagine being in space 30 min ago and now you’re about an hour from In n Out
had to go see the landback skyscrapers for myself
i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny
CHUCK NORRIS is DEAD in CHUCK NORRIS' OBITUARY
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
all the kinds of modern Indie Games:
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
A pair of brown tuxedo tabby kittens with golden eyes. They look very alert and playful.
omg look at Fishbone and Banana Peel 😭 look at their little white socks JUST LOOK AT THEM. www.petfinder.com/cat/fishbone...
Here is a link to their current adoptable cats: www.petfinder.com/search/pets-...
Not sure I'd ever really noticed how categories can nest before, makes sense in hindsight. Thanks!
coolest thing I've ever received!!
Guys being Dudes
Welcome! Sadly only a former Mass resident here, but still glad to see good people leaving Twitter! Keep up the good work 🙏
bsky cto saying no one knows why dril was banned bsky cto posting about using claude all day
I'm piecing evidence together
Charlie the orange cat standing on top of a laser printer investigating various buttons.
Charlie has figured out how to make the printer print test pages and now it’s all he wants to do.
Art.
NY State roadside historical plaque: “WICK'S TAVERN — BUILT IN 1686 BY JOHN WICK AND USED BY AMERICAN AND ENGLISH SOLDIERS DURING THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION.”
I think we obviously need a revolutionary period prequel here.
posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely?
hey.paris/posts/appleid/
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
a screenshot of ptorrone from adafruit sharing private info including a name and photo from an email avatar
if you ever wanted a reason to never buy from adafruit again, it would be how they like to doxx people freely after getting their email through a kofi donation
AND THEN DO IT AGAIN when being told not to harass someone else.
anyways, I hate it here. so bye.
I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices
Anyone in western #Masschusetts (or relevant portions of #Vermont, #NewYork or #Connecticut) interested in adopting a sweet, pretty (but old/toothless/occasionally incontinent, there’s the rub - she both probably needs to live partly outdoors but also needs wet […]
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This is something someone who has never experienced real loss would conceive
