"patlabor" is what my cat demands from me. and brother, I'm clocking in

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

A: depends on the dentist

shoutout to the like 8 year old girl on the bus with her mom who is making her sonic and tails plushies kiss while knuckles gets mad at them

the answer is always philadelphia, everyone should move to philadelphia, the greatest city in the world

how much do we need to raise to make a travel documentary show where eric adams and curtis sliwa are forced to take a road trip together

jordan walker is going to hit a hundred home runs this year

If you're at the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament this weekend and you're craving more crosswords, consider checking out These Puzzles Fund Abortion after the finals! #acpt

fund.nnaf.org/tpfa6

A photo from behind the scenes on filming Revenge of the Sith. Against a bluescreen backdrop, George Lucas snarls and raises his hands to the sky, as Ian McDiarmid in full costume as Palpatine, does similarly in the background.

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

protect him

I FUCKIN LOVE CROSSWORD NERDS Y’ALL ARE THE BEST

[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west

why are they playing jock jams at the crossword tournament

apparently the U.S. general birth rate is dropping but I think that’s fine, most newborns are qualified to serve as corporals at best

HEKKI NEW GAME

driveline, reworked swing path, chasing less

just mount your peloton on one of those vibrating plates!! what could go wrong?

tryna read about the worst sea creagtures and google's only tellin me about the "deadliest sea creatures" "the most dangerous seacreaturs," categorizations of this nature. not what I'm asking! I want to know which ones are least good

say what you want about South Korea, at least THEY got their president impeached and thrown in prison for trying to do some bullshit

This is a supervillain monlogue. I will never understand how anyone can watch this man say things like “a whole civilization will die tonight” and fail to recognize evil when they see it.

Happy 17776

A man with a vaguely purple aesthetic hides behind a tree. We see his face close up, looking to the side. The caption reads "When I take my target down, I'm always deliberate and thorough."

Shoot McMahon is a REALIS character

There’s a lot between here and there but I think this ends with the presidency having its power reduced to that of a lawn ornament.

Tigers radio broadcast (WXYT) fawns over Jordan Walker's moonshot grand slam
🎙️ Dan Dickerson
🎨Bobby Scales
#stlcards

killua, traumatized: pitou is so strong, you couldn’t kill them

morel, who just met this kid: ok fuckin powerscaler

egg! egg! egg!

Friday at last…

if you’re in line for Mamdani to fill your hole STAY IN LINE